Hey, hey, hey! I may be blue, but I know a giraffe's tongue is...black.
No, sorry honey, I can't see you tonight. Because I'm blue. No, not sad blue. Blue blue. Toilet bowl blue!
I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor!
What was in that junk?
Mouthwash, cologne from magazine ads.
What else?
Blue tie-dye...
Tie-dye?!
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What color is a giraffe's tongue?
My friends say it's black.
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Are you sure you want to trust your friends?
Yes.
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Congratulations! You've just won $1000.
My name is Ug. I'm the kids' counselor. I'll be taking the money because they made me blue.
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You've just won $1000 dollars. How can you be sad?
No, no, not "sad" blue! "Blue" blue. "Toilet-bowl" blue.
There's two types of questions in this world, guy questions and girl questions. Guy questions are things you know, like how tall the Empire State Building is.
102 stories.
Or how fast an ostrich runs.
27 miles per hour.
Now, girl questions, well, they're everything else in this world.
Y'know, there's more to life than being smart.
Like what?
Like winning money by being smart!
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