Sponge quotes from Salute Your Shorts

Donkeylips

Great! Just when things are going good, I get this! Garbage! All my life is garbage!

Sponge

So pick up your life and stuff it back into this trash bag. Come on!

Sponge

How could you be so dumb?

Donkeylips

It's not my fault, it's my pocket's fault!

Sponge

You owned the pants, you own your pocket, it's your fault!

Donkeylips

No! My mom brought the pants, it's her fault!

Donkeylips

I love this guy! He once did a whole show butt-naked!

Sponge

How could you tell? It's radio!

Michael

Oh they're broken.

Sponge

Oh no...

Michael

What are we gonna do now?

Sponge

I'm gonna...throw up.

Michael

No not now...

Donkeylips

Whoa! Power puke!

What color is a giraffe's tongue?

Sponge

My friends say it's black.

Are you sure you want to trust your friends?

Sponge

Yes.

Congratulations! You've just won $1000.

Michael

There's two types of questions in this world, guy questions and girl questions. Guy questions are things you know, like how tall the Empire State Building is.

Sponge

102 stories.

Michael

Or how fast an ostrich runs.

Sponge

27 miles per hour.

Michael

Now, girl questions, well, they're everything else in this world.

Budnick

Y'know, there's more to life than being smart.

Sponge

Like what?

Michael

Like winning money by being smart!

Sponge

Um, Ug...Donkeylips just gave half the peace sign to that guy on the motorcycle back there.

Ug

Which half?

Donkeylips

Hey cool, There's a machine that sells balloons in here!

Sponge

Let me see.

Donkeylips

I can't.

Sponge

Why?

Donkeylips

Because I dropped the key in the toilet.

Ug

My pepper's moving.

Sponge

Genocide. He ate an entire city, didn't he realize?

Donkeylips

Man, I never saw Ug power puke like that. Down at the fishing dock, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.

Sponge

Everyone gone in just one bite: the mayor, the police department...

Donkeylips

You know, I wonder if they'll be able to hose down the tennis court for tomorrow's match.