Budnick quotes from Salute Your Shorts

Budnick

Wrestling is about dressing up like Sergeant Slaughter and jumping from the top rope

Budnick

It's a parade of losers...loser, loser, loser, loser...and loser!

Budnick

[right after the play ends, and the crowd looks perplexed] You know, if we did Amazon Girls a Go-Go, they'd be dancing in the aisles by now.

Budnick

I’ve struck gold, I’ve struck silver, I’ve struck...a water main.

Budnick

A file, huh? I’ll file him under ‘D’ for ‘Dead Donkey’.

Look at it this way: cleaning up camp helps the environment!

Budnick

Look at it this way: zip it!

Budnick

Hi guys. I come bearing good news.

They hung the chef?

Ug

What was in that junk?

Budnick

Mouthwash, cologne from magazine ads.

Ug

What else?

Budnick

Blue tie-dye...

Ug

Tie-dye?!

Budnick

Y'know, there's more to life than being smart.

Sponge

Like what?

Michael

Like winning money by being smart!

Budnick

It's like when Solomon King had to make his decision.

You mean King Solomon, when he had to cut the baby in half?

Budnick

No, I mean Solomon King...I went to school with the guy.

Michael

What are you doing?

Budnick

I'm giving you a wuss hat!