Ug
My name is Ug. I'm the kids' counselor. I'll be taking the money because they made me blue.
Radio Announcer
You've just won $1000 dollars. How can you be sad?
Ug
No, no, not "sad" blue! "Blue" blue. "Toilet-bowl" blue.
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