MichaelAw no, the bristles on my brush broke.
Budnick': Wanna buy mine?
Played by Erik MacArthur
Salute Your Shorts · 44 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Salute Your Shorts: in 9 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Sponge (3), Budnick (2), Z.Z (2)
Lines by Michael 2
MichaelMichaelSmooth move, Ex-Lax, I’m outta here!
Scenes with Michael 7
DDina
Either this is some kind of sauce or my bratwurst is sweating.
ZZZ.Z.
Maybe it's a species of lima bean.
MichaelI don't think lima beans have little twitching legs.
MichaelOh they're broken.
Oh no...
MichaelWhat are we gonna do now?
I'm gonna...throw up.
MichaelNo not now...
[Sponge runs offscreen and barfs in the middle of the forest]
Whoa! Power puke!
S1 First Day
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MichaelUg? who did I just puke on?
Hey, Thud, you better go wash up.
[Michael runs away puking again]
S1 I Hate Camp
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MichaelThere's two types of questions in this world, guy questions and girl questions. Guy questions are things you know, like how tall the Empire State Building is.
102 stories.
MichaelOr how fast an ostrich runs.
27 miles per hour.
MichaelNow, girl questions, well, they're everything else in this world.
Y'know, there's more to life than being smart.
Like what?
MichaelLike winning money by being smart!
MichaelWhat are you doing?
I'm giving you a wuss hat!
ZZZ.Z.
Losing a friend over a little bit of treasure just isn't worth it to me. I found the treasure, it’s mine, It’s all mine! Look, an old park ranger’s badge...
MichaelBadges? we don’t need no stinkin’ badges...
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