Telly quotes from Salute Your Shorts

Telly

You guys fell for an amazing, blazing, flying, double back burn.

Donkeylips

My mom says I'm the right weight.

Telly

Yeah, if you were nine and a half feet tall.

I'm going to sleep much better knowing I got full fluoride protection.

I read that there's something in toothpaste that keeps ghosts away.

Telly

How?

Well, I'm not sure, but it's something 4/5 doctors recommend.

Telly

Which doctors?

Exactly, witch doctors.

I came for some drills.

Telly

Great, we'll run the passing the drill, then we'll do the wind sprint drill...

No, no, no, I came for some drills from the woodshop, for my acorn earrings.

Telly

What about the team?

I don't know...I guess I could make earrings for everyone, but I don't think they'll look that great on the guys...see ya.

Ug

If you wanna be a winner, you have to learn the 4 F's of leadership: fearlessness, fairness, firmness, and control.

Telly

Control isn't an F.

Ug

Well then it's...it's 3 Fs and a C.

Telly

Sounds like Donkeylips' report card.

Telly

You know what makes us a team?

Oh I know, we all wear the same color tank tops.