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SEASON 2

Salute Your Shorts · Season 2

Salute Your Shorts Season 2 quotes

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S2Telly and the Tennis Match

My pepper's moving.

[Ug looks around to see that the black pepper is actually ants from Sponge's ant farm, then begins vomiting offscreen]

Genocide. He ate an entire city, didn't he realize?

Man, I never saw Ug power puke like that. Down at the fishing dock, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.

Everyone gone in just one bite: the mayor, the police department...

You know, I wonder if they'll be able to hose down the tennis court for tomorrow's match.

S2The Wrath of Kahn, Jr.

[dejected] Oh gosh. I'm through. That's it. I might as well turn in my whistle for good. Thanks a lot, guys, for ruining my whole camp career.

KDr. Kahn

[through intercom] This is Dr. Kahn. Would Kevin Lee report to my office now?

[Ug drops the sports equipment in defeated shock]

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