Ug quotes from Salute Your Shorts

Ug

Hey, hey, hey! I may be blue, but I know a giraffe's tongue is...black.

Ug

No, sorry honey, I can't see you tonight. Because I'm blue. No, not sad blue. Blue blue. Toilet bowl blue!

Ug

I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor!

Ug

There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield. Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the scum will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, you will be mine!

Michael

Ug? who did I just puke on?

Ug

Hey, Thud, you better go wash up.

Ug

What was in that junk?

Budnick

Mouthwash, cologne from magazine ads.

Ug

What else?

Budnick

Blue tie-dye...

Ug

Tie-dye?!

Ug

My name is Ug. I'm the kids' counselor. I'll be taking the money because they made me blue.

You've just won $1000 dollars. How can you be sad?

Ug

No, no, not "sad" blue! "Blue" blue. "Toilet-bowl" blue.

Ug

If you wanna be a winner, you have to learn the 4 F's of leadership: fearlessness, fairness, firmness, and control.

Telly

Control isn't an F.

Ug

Well then it's...it's 3 Fs and a C.

Telly

Sounds like Donkeylips' report card.

Sponge

Um, Ug...Donkeylips just gave half the peace sign to that guy on the motorcycle back there.

Ug

Which half?

Ug

We've already gone two hundred miles, Z.Z. are you holding the map right?

Oh...yeah...

Ug

Drop and give me 20.

Donkeylips

But I can only do 8.

Ug

Make it...50!

Ug

My pepper's moving.

Sponge

Genocide. He ate an entire city, didn't he realize?

Donkeylips

Man, I never saw Ug power puke like that. Down at the fishing dock, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.

Sponge

Everyone gone in just one bite: the mayor, the police department...

Donkeylips

You know, I wonder if they'll be able to hose down the tennis court for tomorrow's match.

Ug

[dejected] Oh gosh. I'm through. That's it. I might as well turn in my whistle for good. Thanks a lot, guys, for ruining my whole camp career.

[through intercom] This is Dr. Kahn. Would Kevin Lee report to my office now?