TV show quotes
(April 19, 2002)
Did you just say that I’m... fired?
When the committee reviewed your qualifications for "Professor of the Year", your file stated that you had three advanced degrees from Harvard?
Oh, I do!
Well, we called Harvard to verify; they said the last "Zelda Spellman" who attended there graduated in 1873.
[to herself] Has it really been that long?
Well, it looks like my posse has just bailed on me... Say, do you buffalo gals wanna come out tonight?
Er, I’m sorry, are you inviting us to a saloon?
No. I’ve got this condo for the holidays, and Cole and James just bailed on me. I don’t suppose you ladies would be interested in a little winter getaway? Condo’s got a hot-tub.
[to the others] That could be fun!
Excuse me, Sabrina, the last thing that we want to do is go freeze our butts off on some mountain.
[The girls head for the door]
Mountain? No, no, the condo’s in Miami.
[All three of them stop in their tracks]
Miami?
Florida?
America?
Eighty degrees and sunny.
[delighted, the girls form a conga-line]
[singing] Going to Miami!
Going to Miami!
Going to Miami!
Going to Miami!
[to Morgan] Okay, you go and distract Roxie.
Okay. [beat] How?
Haven't you ever distracted anyone before?
Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the "Ooops, my strap broke" trick!
...It's worth a shot. [pushes her towards Roxie]
That’s it? Nobody has a story idea?
Annie, it’s been kind of a slow week. I mean, no rappers got arrested, no movie stars were hospitalised for “exhaustion”...
Come on! A new trend, a new band, there must be a story we haven’t done?
Okay, last night on National Superstars- [notices James and Cole sneering] ...Which I only watched because my roommates made me... They announced they’re gonna do their next show in Boston. I mean, maybe we could do a story on that?
That show is so lame.
[Sabrina joins in with the general mutters of agreement]
Seriously, I cannot believe people watch that junk.
[long pause]
There’s no way Clay should have won, okay? Tania was so much better!
Tania was hot! Rosie O’Donnell hot!
Okay, you all gotta get a life. [to Cole] Clay rocks.
Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.
I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Mwahawhaw
So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!
[to Aaron, about Sabrina] I like her. I like her a lot. Even more than Brenda.
Thank you. [to Aaron] Who’s Brenda?
Oh, no one. No one important.
[pointedly] His last fiancé.
Harmony, Harmony, Gosh we're feeling' swell....
I guess the musical notes on the label should have tipped me off. Well, at least we're not arguing anymore...
Harmony, Harmony, Gosh we're feeling' swell!
Harmony, harmony, this is going' oh so well!
Imagine my delight
to meet you here tonight
and endlessly enumerate the reasons you're not right! My boy says you're the one,
when all is said and done,
you simply are not good enough to wed my perfect son!
It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you.
It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you.
Oh yeah? [takes a bite of crab cake with Harmony salt and sings] I love the ring, but, hey
I'd love to hear you say
How many other fiances you've dumped along the way!
Harmony, harmony, can't conceal the bile.
Harmony, harmony, this is gonna take a while!
[dances with Bob] Your power plants and toxic dumps are perilous.
Your room-mate's confrontational and querulous.
Perhaps it would be best
To not offend our guest
so zip your lip and give your hippie politics a rest!
Harmony, harmony, this was not my plan.
Now we're all meaner than when this stupid song began!
There's nothing like a good old-fashioned melody
To put a little gloss on animosity!
Slinging mud with effervescent charm!
Drawing blood while singing arm in arm!
And all in perfect harmony!
[goes down on one knee with arms out] In case you didn't hear it;
Knock-down drag-out harmony!
At the end of the day, the important thing to remember is that Aaron loves me, and I love Harvey.
So, you're my prince...
[not understanding] Not a prince, just a man who wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
Harvey?
I'm not really sure what this [Soul-stone] is, but something told me I would find the answer here.
Sabrina [smiles] I think that I just found mine.
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