(April 19, 2002)
Zelda
Did you just say that I’m... fired?
Professor Beltran
When the committee reviewed your qualifications for "Professor of the Year", your file stated that you had three advanced degrees from Harvard?
Zelda
Oh, I do!
Professor Beltran
Well, we called Harvard to verify; they said the last "Zelda Spellman" who attended there graduated in 1873.
Zelda
[to herself] Has it really been that long?
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