[Dil hits the plug, loosening it, and causing it to reset the game]
DDragon
You have won credit. Not nearly enough to defeat Dragon! [laughs evilly]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Look! Drago has babies!
Yeah, and they all need a time-out!
[really fast] Wow! I can go real fast now! Don't worry, guys! I'll stop those dragons and everything will be okay! Bye-bye! Whee-hee-hee-hee!
[Kimi runs through two of Dragon's Children, destroying them, then onto the ceiling]
Kimi! We're not allowed to run on the ceiling!
[Kimi loses her newfound speed and falls]
DDragon
You will never get her back!
[Chuckie shudders in fear]
DDragon
Unless you insert another token.
[He has grown to an enormous size, and has defeated Dragon's children] Giant Tommy's coming to save you, Taffy! [he suddenly shrinks back to his normal size] Uh, regular-sized Tommy's still coming to save you, Taffy! [He runs towards Taffy, but Dragon drops an egg on him, causing him to shrink down to the size of a mouse. Kimi runs towards him. in a high-pitched voice] Uh, really really small Tommy thinks he should probably run by now!
I got you, teeny-tiny Tommy! [She picks up Tommy, and as she runs away with him, Tommy grows back to his normal size, causing Kimi to fall over]
[Scene starts in the Pickles' yard: Tommy and Spike are playing tug-o'-war with a rubber frog while the other babies surround him. Didi enters the house. Tommy falls over, having won, and Spike walks off]
Good job, Tommy. You're a great tugger.
[Tommy gets up, Spiffy and Dil are playing their own tug-o'-war game]
LLil
Dil's good at it too.
[Spiffy wins]
PPhil
Maybe not.
Poor Dilly. He's not strong enough for tuggy-war.
DDil
[squealed] Wee-hee-hee!
I guess he's just not strong enough to have fun like we do.
PPhil
Yeah, he's not big and powerful like us! [poses like a superhero]
LLil
Maybe we could make him strong like Phil.
[Spiffy tackles Phil and licks his face]
PPhil
[getting up after Spiffy runs off] Yeah, we could feed him bugs! I gots a diapie full and they're bursting with power!
[Spiffy runs around with the toy frog]
Dil's not much of a bug-eater.
PPhil
More for me. [takes a worm from his diaper and tries to it]
Wait! I have the perfect thing! Come on!
No, it's for Dil! We gots to wash all the baby power off! Come on, pass it down! [passes it to Phil, who passes it to Lil, who passes it to Chuckie, who passes it to Kimi, who walks over to Dil and pours it on him]
[Dil busts out crying]
Oh no, he's cryin'! He's gonna shake everything again! [holds his helmet]
LLil
Wait! It's not shaken!
We washed the power off! Tommy, you're the smartest.
[another earthquake starts]
LLil
Uh-oh. Now, you're dumb again.
[entering] It's OK, Dil. Mommy's coming. Oh, your diaper is wet, sweetums. And so's your head?! [wipes water off his head with her hand] Boy! When you have to go, you have to go! [picks Dil up]
Dil has to go and it's all 'cause of me!
LLil
How come washing Dilly's power off didn't work?
Must've already rubbed in.
Well, maybe we could keep him from using his powers.
That's it! We'll just make sure he doesn't move around! Ever!
AAll
Yeah!
Don't worry, Deed. It's easy as pie. To open, simply tug gently on the Velcro side and [tries to open one but fails] Ya just tug gently and--[falls over, breaking the strap and knocking the drawer out]
Oh, Stu. I hope you didn't put these anyplace else. [looks shocked as there are some in the living room]
[the babies go outside]
What are we going to do? The Dummi Bears didn't work!
[shaking her head] Taking the rattle didn't work.
LLil
Water didn't work.
[stops pushing Dil's stroller] I gots a idea! After my daddy mows the lawn, he can't even lift his finger! Maybe that will work for Dil!
That's a great idea Tommy, except Dil can't mow! He can't even walk.
He can if we help him.
[Chuckie and the twins cheer, then the babies all push Dil's stroller and the toy lawnmower and the wagon with the dogs in, who eventually run away]
LLil
Dilly's not tired at all.
And now he's making funny sounds. [referring to his stomach growling]
He's gonna poop! Run for your lives! [He hides in the sand box, Phil hides in a bush, Chuckie hides behind the sand box, the girls hide behind a tree, Dil farts, everyone comes out of their hiding places]
Hey, nothing shaked!
Maybe the mowing worked.
AAll
Yay!
[the parents come outside]
Well, I think the shaking stopped, Deed.
That's a relief. Now, maybe we could put away some of your safety equipment? I mean I'm all for being prepared, Stu, but I'd like to return to normal.
What's not normal?...You're right, Deed, maybe I did go a bit far. [takes helmet off Lil] I need to come up with a simple approach. Like instant airbags that deploy at the slightest hint of motion!
[removes Kimi's helmet as Phil removes his] At least nothing exploded this time.
We did it, guys. Sorry I gave you too much power, Dilly. And I'm pretty sure you're back to Norman now! Of course, there's only one way to be sure. [has Spiffy and Dil play tug-o'-war with the frog, Spiffy wins] Yup, Dilly's out of power!
[laughs] Imagine, Deed. Your great aunt was my twins mother. Gee, we're close sisters! And they have twins the same age as Phil and Lil!
Isn't that wonderful?
Phil and Lil, guess what? You have twins cousins! Hedley and Smeldey! And they're coming from across the ocean!
Wow! You have cousbins!
LLil
I don't know why they're from the ocean.
Maybe they're fishies.
This is Chuckie and Kimi. Have guys have fun, ta-ta. [He walks away along with Didi]
PPhil
Sorry, we weren't perfect twins Lil.
LLil
I thinks we can be perfect for each other, even if you are a bit of a nutter.
PPhil
Am not Lillian!
LLil
Are too Phillip!
PPhil
Am not!
LLil
Are too!
[Phil and Lil continue to argue. The camera zooms inside Lil's screaming mouth, ending the episode]
Hello, Angelica.
Merry, Christmas, Aunt Didi! I being a very good girl so that Santa will give me lots of presents.
HHoward
We gotta get outta here!
GET A GRIP, HOWARD!
Merry Christmas, Babies!
[Angelica peered through the window at Santa's workshop before then opening the door, only for it to be jammed tight, so she made a runner to break the door down and entered in. She looked around at the elves at work, but was then called by one with great importance to his work]
HHermie
Little girl! Santa is not going to be pleased when he sees what you've done to his door!
What, it was like that!
[She was barred from going any further]
HHermie
May I ask what you're doing here?
Oh! I'm here to collect the presents that Santa was supposed to get me before he quit.
HHermie
And how do you know you were getting any presents, pray tell?
I know because I have been good all year. And if it hadn't have been for those dumb babies, I would have been even nicer.
HHermie
[He looked very suspicious as he went over to his desk and got out The Book of Good Children] Is that so? Well, let's just see if you are on the list then. Name?
Angelica Pickles. [The book opened with a lot of dust poofing out as Hermie began looking through the pages] Ick!
HHermie
Pickles, Pickles, Pickles... Ah-ha! "Tommy Pickles". "Dil Pickles"... Just as I thought! There's no "Angelica Pickles" on the list.
[He closed the book and put it away, with Angelica becoming very annoyed]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ON THE LIST?! Listen elf, I have been looking so hard for this place, and I'm not leaving till I get my Christmas presents!
HHermie
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you started stealing those cookies and scaring those carolers away... and lie to your friends.
[Then she became suspicious] Wait... I thought Santa was supposed to know if I was bad or good?
HHermie
[He picked up the letters] Santa delegates.
What's that mean?
HHermie
It means I'm overworked and underpaid! Now, if you excuse us, we've got to get back to work! Better luck next year.
But what about my Christmas presents?
HHermie
You have to take that up with the supervisor. [He pointed her to the portrait of Santa]
But I've already talked to him, and all he gave me was this dumb-old Reindeer. [She looked at her pockets only to find Prancy wasn't there. But then she was confronted by a real Reindeer with a resemblance that Angelica recognized] Prancy? Prancy, you're alive!
PPrancy
[He walked sadly away from her] I thought we were friends.
But we are.
PPrancy
Then why did you call me dumb?
I dunno, I call a lot of things dumb. It's not that I mean it or anything.
HHermie
[He then began to escort Prancy away from Angelica] Come Prancy, I take you back to Santa.
Prancy, no! I'm sorry I called you dumb, come back!
HHermie
[He then turned and reflected her with a question] Why'd you say to Tommy that if Dil never got a Christmas present this year, then he will never have a Christmas for the rest of his life, huh?
I had to do something. He was being a goody two-shoes.
HHermie
[He then began ascending the stairs] I'm sorry to be the one to say this, Angelica, but here in Christmas Land, there is not place for kids like you.
But I wanna be in Christmas Land.
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