Joey Styles quotes from Royal Rumble

Mickie James is obsessed with Trish. She's her #1 fan, she's obsessed with Trish, and time and time again she's attacked Ashley just because...well, for no reason, quite frankly. Just because when anyone gets near Trish, Mickie James goes crazy.

Well, who wouldn't go crazy when you get near Trish?

Oh, you know what I mean.

I would love to be that striped shirt that Trish is wearing. Can you imagine being that close to Trish?

How would you like to share a subway car with Snitsky at about midnight?

I wouldn't want to share a Subway sandwich with Snitsky at midnight.

What?!

Wait a minute! What the hell?!

What is this?!

IT'S JOHN CENA! JOHN CENA!

Oh my gosh!

#30!

This is unbelievable!

You gotta be kiddin' me!

Oh, my God!

Triple H's expression told the entire story!

The roof is exploding off of Madison Square Garden! John Cena, the 30th entrant in the Royal Rumble match! And, yes, indeed, business just picked up!

All the action has stopped in the ring! You've got to be kidding me!

John Cena just told Triple H, "It's go time!"