Samantha Irvin quotes from Royal Rumble

[Brock Lesnar has Drew McIntyre up on his shoulders] Lesnar with McIntyre up again! Drew McIntyre... [Lesnar F5's McIntyre out, winning the Rumble] DUMPED OVER THE TOP ROPE! Brock Lesnar's going to WrestleMania!

The winner of the Royal Rumble match, and the person who will main-event WrestleMania: BROCK LESNAR!

19 years after his first Royal Rumble win, Brock Lesnar repeats!

[Having just been inadvertently blinded by Asuka's mist, Liv Morgan is struggling to make it to her feet whilst Ripley comes toward her] Liv has no idea where she even is! Backed up into the corner; she's gotta try to get back into the ring, but she's blinded!

[Suddenly, Morgan catches Ripley] LIV FINDS HER WAY!

[Liv delivers a New Jersey's Buster to Ripley, who slips off the apron and has to hold on to the top rope] Oh my goodness! Rhea's... hanging on! Slipped off the apron! Did the feet touch? No!

[Liv, purely on instinct, flails away at Ripley's hands, still holding tightly on to the top rope] Liv can't see a thing!

Yeah, on instinct alone. [Suddenly, Ripley pulls her feet up, clamps Morgan's head, and throws Liv out, winning the Rumble] Morgan... ELIMINATED BY RHEA RIPLEY! RHEA'S GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your 2023 Women's Royal Rumble winner: Rhea Ripley!

Guys, Rhea Ripley becomes just the fourth person in the 35-year history of the Royal Rumble match [after Shawn Michaels (1995), Chris Benoit (2004), and Edge (2021)] to go from #1 to winning the event, and now gets her pick of what champion she wants to face in the main event of WrestleMania.

Oh, look at her skin the cat back inside, but Liv put on the brakes!

[Cargill fights off Morgan and Bayley] Cargill still hanging on; an impressive performance here by Jade Cargill! Bagley kicked to the apron! Morgan now to the midsection!

[Morgan strikes back on Cargill] Cargill stood straight up by that last kick by Morgan.

Morgan... [Morgan delivers Oblivion to Cargill, eliminating her] And down goes Cargill to Oblivion! And Bayley... [From behind, Bayley shoves Morgan out, winning the Rumble] ...ELIMINATES MORGAN! BAYLEY'S GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your winner of the Women's Royal Rumble Match: Bayley!

Say it again, Michael Cole!

Bayley is going to WrestleMania!

[making reference to a comment Punk had just said] He said "Dusty's kid".

He said, "I didn't wait 10 years to lose to Dusty's kid."

And now taking Cody, as he looks at the WrestleMania sign, and prolongs the agony for Cody Rhodes. [But Rhodes escapes the move] Looking for the Go To Sleep; Cody, though, able to catch him!

[Rhodes mouths something to Punk, and he repeats:] "I'm not Dusty's kid anymore!" [And with that, Rhodes throws Punk out, winning the Rumble] UNBELIEVABLE!

PUNK ELIMINATED! CODY RHODES IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your winner of the Men's Royal Rumble: "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes!

For the first time in over a quarter of a century, [since Stone Cold Steve Austin in 1998] a man has gone back-to-back to win the Royal Rumble match! And for Cody Rhodes, the miracle! The opportunity! The chance to finish the story is alive and well!