Renee quotes from Royal Rumble

Randy, tonight you put your championship on the line against John Cena. I mean, this is a man that is...

This is a man, Renee, that I've beaten. But you already know that, everybody knows that. But after tonight, when I beat him again, John Cena goes to the back of the line.

That's actually an interesting choice of words, Randy, 'cause right now, it seems that there's quite a line formed to challenge you for your championship. Brock Lesnar's made it clear that he wants to come after your championship; Batista now back in WWE after being gone for four years, he wants a shot at your championship. If you retain your title tonight, the winner of the Royal Rumble will go on to face you at WrestleMania. And now with Bray Wyatt fresh off of his victory over Daniel Bryan, he's now thrown his hat into the ring.

Renee, Renee, when you're on top of the mountain, people are gonna want a shot. That's just how this business works, that's why that line is forming. But no one's gonna touch me. See, Brock Lesnar, Dave Batista, they're good, but they're not great...like me. Bray Wyatt? I mean, he's a Duck Dynasty reject, for God's sakes. He's definitely not "face of the WWE" material, like me. I'm the true face, the one and only face. It's not Brock, Batista, CM Punk or Daniel Bryan, and it certainly isn't that deranged hillbilly who sits in a rocking chair every once in a while. No, and I'm gonna make sure tonight that once and for all, everyone knows that it is definitely not John Cena either.

So, Shinsuke, you've now won the right to face the champion of your choosing. So have you made a decision?

A...J...STYLES!!!

YES!

Corey, it is gonna happen. The match that the WWE Universe has wanted is gonna happen.

I could not be more excited for WrestleMania! Get me to New Orleans already! Nakamura and Styles for the WWE Championship!

The dream match, ladies and gentlemen, is going to come true.

44 minutes, 40 seconds: the exact time that Shinsuke Nakamura lasted in the Royal Rumble. And yes indeed, Shin, you're going to WrestleMania.

Smart strategy by Banks, staying in close quarters with Ronda. I was questioning, I didn't know if that would be a great decision. Sasha's done it very, very well up to this point.

Wow, an accolade from Graves! I appreciate that.

I've never questioned Sasha Banks's talent or her abilities; I question her ability as a human being.

Tonight, y'all will witness history. My name is Lacey Evans, and I am the one and only true lady of WWE. And I am here to clean up this entire women's division.

Lacey Evans just soaking it in.

[as the music sounds for entry #2: Natalya] You don't get these moments very often, Tom, but now, Beth, your girl!

I hope Lacey enjoyed it while she had it.

[on Corey as entry #3, Mandy Rose, enters] Look at the smile.

I'm so glad you're sitting next to him, Beth, and not me.

We are in the desert, but this is no oasis, it is real life! It is God's greatest creation, and the Royal Rumble Match just got downright amazing!

Do you ever talk to Mandy Rose in person, or do you just talk about her from here?

Listen, I get a little nervous, I sweat a lot, my tongue feels...swollen, I don't know.

Listen update, everybody: Mandy Rose is still in the ring.

Nobody asked, Graves, but thanks.

[as Naomi, in danger of elimination, walks the barrier] This is incredible. Never mind the fact that I'm disconsolate because Mandy Rose got eliminated, Naomi still hasn't been. [Naomi wobbles a little] This is nuts.

Again, both feet have not touched the floor, Naomi is still technically not eliminated.

I don't trust that guy with the red beard, he's probably gonna try and trip her.

I feel like I should hold my breath.

[as Naomi eyes the ring steps] There is no way, that is way too far.

Heck of a long jump for Naomi. Hey, wait a minute... [Mandy Rose yanks her down, eliminating her] Mandy Rose still eliminates Naomi!

That was magnificent!

Naomi's gonna beat her in the parking lot afterwards.

Hey, calm down over there! That was wonderful!

[As Charlotte Flair, who has been attacking an injured Becky Lynch (replacing Lana) for several minutes, prepares to charge at Lynch, who has to use the ropes to get up] The Queen has become fixated on the injured leg of Becky Lynch, and the Man can barely stand.

Charlotte Flair getting methodical, not giving any opportunities to Becky Lynch. She's measuring her.

[Flair charges at Lynch with a kick, but Lynch ducks and sends Flair over the top rope] Oh, Charlotte Flair... [Flair lands on the apron] Charlotte Flair sent over the top! Sent over the top!

[Lynch clotheslines Flair] OH!

Charlotte Flair...

[Flair falls to the floor, winning Lynch the Rumble] OH!

CHARLOTTE FLAIR'S BEEN ELIMINATED! BECKY LYNCH IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your winner: Becky Lynch!

BECKY DID IT! BECKY DID IT! MAN, OH MAN!