Red vs Blue · Season 1
Ay, muchachos, necesite darle... un aviso... ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español! [Translated: Guys, I need to give... you a... warning. What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!]
Um... sure.
¡No, no, escúchame! ¡La bruja te va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en la tanque! [Translated: No, listen to me! The bitch is going to kill you! She is working in the tank!]
Oh Crap! Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I'd better radio Church and tell him what's going on.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Please!
Yes... You can be the one who radios Church.
Thanks man. [Activating radio] Calling Church. Come in Church. This is your close personal friend, Private O'Malley.
O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose!
I never said that! You guys did!
Why didn't you correct us?
Because I didn't want to be difficult. [Radios Church] Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armour vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. [clears throat] How is your progression?
¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchándome! ¡No mas Puedo hablar español! [Translated as: Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!]
[Turns to Tucker] ... He says he wants to talk to you.
¡Un tanque... grrrande!
Hey, I think that if you are going to live in this country, you should speak the language.
What country? We're on an alien planet.
What are you, a communist?
Wow. Back so soon? You guys win the war already?
Yeah, uh, do you want to finish telling me the plan now, Sarge?
If we survive this, I'm gonna kill both of ya. Slowly.
Hell yeah! Three points, ya dirty whore! [Tex explodes]
Dios Mio NO! [Church runs off to go save Tex]
Uh, where's Lopez going?
To fight the enemy head on. In hand to hand combat, mano a mano. What a brave little conpadray. Lopez, I never understood a word you said, but I do know one thing. You hated Grif, and that's the most important thing there is. Adios amigo, adios.
Shouldn't we help him?
Nah, that would just ruin the moment.
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