[Andy is acting as a translator for the alien]
What is he [the alien] saying?
Listen guys, if want me to translate, you can't keep asking me every four seconds, "what's he sayin' now, Andy?" "what's he sayin' now?" I'm gonna tell you what he's sayin', that's my freakin' job!
That's what he said? That's a pretty weird thing to say. Ok, tell him, sorry, I will stop saying...that. And...also...no.
I think we need a translator just for Caboose.
That thing that he's talkin' about must be that sword, and it's not broken—it's right there.
Argh blargh!
He says it only works with the hero who passes the trial of the windmill, and retrieves it from its resting place. For everyone else, it might as well be broken.
Uh oh.
Trial? Please, I fell in a hole, that's not a trial. I'm startin' to like this culture though, any dude who trips is a hero. I'm pretty sure that makes Caboose God.
This all sounds like bullshit to me.
No he's right. It didn't work for me, remember?
Of course it didn't work for you, you're a girl. I mean, you can't even work the entertainment center back at the base. Doesn't mean the remote control is mythically attached to us.
Don't worry, Tucker. We're not sending you alone.
You're coming with me, Tex?
Me? Hell no. This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous.
Well, I'm not going with Church. That guy's a worse fighter than I am.
Well, you're in luck, then. Cause I'm not going either.
[Simmons is trying to make the Red Team jealous]
[to himself] Is that Simmons? [to Simmons who is standing on the cliff] Hey Simmons, why are you painted blue? Have you finally lost it?
This isn't working, they don't care. Sheila just shoot at them.
Firing main cannon. [Sheila fires at the Red Base]
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