Church, Alien and others in “Previous Commitments (Episode 64)”

That thing that he's talkin' about must be that sword, and it's not broken—it's right there.

Argh blargh!

He says it only works with the hero who passes the trial of the windmill, and retrieves it from its resting place. For everyone else, it might as well be broken.

Uh oh.

Trial? Please, I fell in a hole, that's not a trial. I'm startin' to like this culture though, any dude who trips is a hero. I'm pretty sure that makes Caboose God.

This all sounds like bullshit to me.

No he's right. It didn't work for me, remember?

Of course it didn't work for you, you're a girl. I mean, you can't even work the entertainment center back at the base. Doesn't mean the remote control is mythically attached to us.