“The hard stop (Episode 63)” quotes from Red vs Blue

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Church! Chuuuuurch! Hey, Church!

I'm right behind you dumbass.

Oh. Hey, Church, do you have a knife?

No. That's a weapon, dude. Ask Tex.

She said she had something to take care of. Girl stuff, I think.

Huh? Like what?

I don't know! I stopped asking questions after "girl stuff".

What're you two guys doin'?

We're gonna teach the Alien how to speak English.

How're you gonna do that?

People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard.

Maybe you should try learning his language.

Fuck that. We got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those're the rules, dude. Earth colony, Earth language.

Tucker, there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth.

Yeah, but only one that kicks ass. And that's the one we're teaching. English 101: remedial kick-ass.

Alright, bomb, we need to talk.

Heh hehhh heh heh heh, talk about what, Butch? Workin' on cars, and pickin' up chicks?

Excuse me, is that any way to talk to a lady?

A lady? Who're you kiddin'? I bet you got more balls than a roman candle.

(sighing) I knew this was a bad idea.

Hey, Tex, why you got black armor? Couldn't find any in flannel?

Listen jackass—

(laughing hysterically) Flannel!

I put you together, I can take you apart.

(stops laughing) Hey...whaddaya mean?

Bombs come with remote detonators, dumbass. And any time I want, I can just hit a button and you're just a memory. A very annoying, very insulting memory, but nonetheless a memory.

I think you're bluffin'. (under breath) ...Dyke.

Okay, strike two.

Alright. Whaddaya want?

Well, when I built you, I used parts from an old protocol robot.

Yeah sure, and you also used parts from some of your more personal devices.

Whoa—okay. Can you use those protocol parts and translate what this alien thing is saying?

Of course! But what's in it for me?

Let's put it this way: you don't push my buttons, and I don't push yours.

Alright, fine. But I'm not translating any of that touchy-feely crap!

Deal. Come on. [She starts to walk off.] Well, are you coming?

What am I gonna do, roll there? Pick me up, ya dumb bitch!

(exasperatedly) Great, I can tell this is starting off well.

Hey, Tex. I bet you haven't had your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch! Ahahahahaheh, ahehahe- [Tex drops Andy with a resounding thud that shakes the screen.] Hey...aw, come on, Tex, baby, where ya goin'? It's just a joke between the two of us guys, come on! Laugh it off big guy, laugh it off! Haha, hey Tex, when you walk away I can see where ya tucked it! Haha!