Donut, you're going out of turn.
I thought I went after Simmons.
No, we go in line. It goes you, then me, then Simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons, me... me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you... me..., then me again. It makes perfect sense!
But doesn't that mean you go twice as much... or ten times as much?
[Fires sniper rifle at Grif] This is the best game since Grifball.
I'm not coming down!
Hey Grif, move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival! [Takes another shot at Grif, who ducks] No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!
Wait a minute, that was my turn!
This is the lightning round!
Who's in the lightning rou-
Me
Alright! fuck this i'm coming down. (Sarge shoots him at him again) OW! I SAID I'M COMING DOWN!!!
Ha-ha, BUZZER-BEATER! Take that you stupid duck!
Hey Andy.... ANDY!
Hey, look who's back: The Dickhead!
Hey, up yours.
You back for another beating? It must be Ass-Kick o'clock!
Where's that big alien thing?
I dunno. Last time I saw him he was half-way up your ass!
Alright, screw it. You guys get behind me, and stay tight.
[very quickly] Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
Never mind, Tucker's in front.
Eh, it was worth it.
Hey, why didn't you bring that glowing thing?
No way! I'd rather have a gun.
But I've got a gun.
What are you gonna do? Shoot him with ghost bullets?
Okay, yeah. I guess that's a good point.
"Hi, I'm Casper, the friendly bullet!"
There it is!
Jesus RUN!! (All three of them keep shooting their guns at the wall while they run away)
Crap!
Oh my GOD OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO DIE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!
RUN!
Women and children last. (They run past Caboose)
Did we win?
Yeah Caboose we won! This is our victory lap!
(jokingly) Hey come back, I think you're making him tired! (laughing)
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