Is it like a screaming, high-pitched whistling noise followed by a series of random clicks?
No, it's just like this constant beep, beep, beep noise.
Oh... then no, I don't hear anything.
Whoa wait, do you actually HEAR a series of whistling noises followed by some random clicks?
No, I'm just trying to be helpful.
Yeah, well, you're failing.
Oh, I hear that voice telling us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us. (Church and Tucker stare at Caboose)
What? You guys don't hear that?
Hey, he's taking the Jeep!
HELP, the Jeep is kidnapping me!
Now he's taunting us. This is just embarrassing.
[The Blues activate the tagetting system on the jeep]
JJeep
Aqquire Target..Red.
Uh Sarge... you may want to start running... now.
[The rest of the team except Sarge starts running backwards towards the base]
[Sarge is pinned to the base wall by the jeep as the jeep's machine gun begins firing closer and closer to his head.]
What a way to go. Killed by my own mechanical creations. I'm sure there's a philosophical lesson to be learned from all this.
Something about the dangers of technology and the unwavering pride of mankind?
No, something about hiring better help that doesn't just stand around watching you die!
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