[Through a combination of misunderstandings, Caboose let Donut take the blue flag]
Let me get this straight; you gave this guy our flag...
Is that bad?
Bad? Oh no, that's not bad! Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole god damn base?!
There! There he is!
[Church looks though a sniper rifle]
Where? [sees Donut] Oh! Yeah! Oh, I got him! He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
He must be one smart son of a bitch.
[Camera cuts to Donut]
Oh man, I am so freakin' lost! Where the hell is the base?
Oh shit! Hey, Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.
Oh man! That means it's their sergeant.
Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.
Uh...you know...he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Rodger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge. [takes four shots; all miss]
[Camera cuts to Donut]
SON OF A BITCH!
Aw crap. [sees Tucker staring] What?
You're really not very good with that thing, are you?
[Donut runs side to side]
[yelling] Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember?!
Oh, great. Now he's taunting us! That's just embarrassing.
All right, that's it! I've had it! Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
Right!
Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
We already tested the teleporter, remember?
We threw rocks through it!
Yeah and so what? The rocks came through the other side, didn't they?
Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then? You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Tucker, I almost hate to do this to ya. [Church points his gun at him]
You wouldn't.
You know, I look at it this way: either a) we go through there and get the flag back, or b) we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
For the record, I want you to know: rocks aren't people.
Duly noted. Now get in there.
Crap! All right. One... two...
[Tucker runs through the teleporter]
[Seconds pass and Tucker hasn't come out of the teleporter]
Huh. He didn't come out the other side...
Yeah. I've, uh... I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
[Church runs away from the base]
Okay, Rookie, you stay here. I'll be back with the flag.
I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
I'm telling you, it was 4 shots; like bam, bam, bam!
Wait a second, that's only 3 bams.
(annoyed) Bam.
[Grif looks through a sniper rifle]
Wait a second, we got a Blue guy on the move out there!
Where's he headed?
Grif Oh crap! It's Donut. And he's got something. Looks like...Simmons, get the Warthog.
[jokingly] You mean the Puma?
Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.
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