Oh, great. Now he's taunting us! That's just embarrassing.
All right, that's it! I've had it! Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
Right!
Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
We already tested the teleporter, remember?
We threw rocks through it!
Yeah and so what? The rocks came through the other side, didn't they?
Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then? You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Tucker, I almost hate to do this to ya. [Church points his gun at him]
You wouldn't.
You know, I look at it this way: either a) we go through there and get the flag back, or b) we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
For the record, I want you to know: rocks aren't people.
Duly noted. Now get in there.
Crap! All right. One... two...
[Tucker runs through the teleporter]
[Seconds pass and Tucker hasn't come out of the teleporter]
Huh. He didn't come out the other side...
Yeah. I've, uh... I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
[Church runs away from the base]
Okay, Rookie, you stay here. I'll be back with the flag.
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