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Red vs Blue · Season 1

Simmons and Grif in “The Package Is In the Open (Episode 5)”

SSimmons

I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.

GGrif

I'm telling you, it was 4 shots; like bam, bam, bam!

SSimmons

Wait a second, that's only 3 bams.

GGrif

(annoyed) Bam.

[Grif looks through a sniper rifle]

GGrif

Wait a second, we got a Blue guy on the move out there!

SSimmons

Where's he headed?

Grif Oh crap! It's Donut. And he's got something. Looks like...Simmons, get the Warthog.

SSimmons

[jokingly] You mean the Puma?

GGrif

Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.

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