Reba quotes from Reba

Cheyenne

Do you think Dad would care about what kind of bedspread is on the bed?!

Reba

It's obvious that your father doesn't care about what's on his bed!

Van

See...Mrs. H, I'm "Player of the Week."

Reba

So I heard...Ungawa

Brock

Why is your blouse all wet?

Reba

I entered a wet blouse contest.

Cheyenne

What if the baby logs on one day and sees this?

Reba

Don't worry. By the time the baby is old enough to log on, there will be a whole new crop of butts out there.

Cheyenne

Mom, you rolled Van's socks into a ball.

Reba

What am I supposed to do with them? Make puppets?

Cheyenne

He likes them folded, otherwise they droop.

Reba

Things droop, Cheyenne. You'll learn that in life.

Reba

[to Cheyenne] I have an idea, why don't you go shopping and pick up your husband's special milk?

Cheyenne

[laughing] I'm a married woman now. I don't have time to go grocery shopping.

Reba

[to Van] Let me help you study.

Van

It won't help, Mrs. H.

Reba

Let's give it a try. Let me see that. Well, I can see the trouble started early. You spelled your name wrong.

Van

Shoot! I knew that one!

Reba

Kyra, Cheyenne just felt the baby move.

Kyra

It's probably just gas.

Cheyenne

I don't get gas.

Kyra

We shared a room.

Reba

Lori Ann Garner!

Lori Ann

Reba Las Vegas!

Lori Ann

[to Reba] Catch me up. How's the divorce going?

Reba

Well, right now we're at the "dissolution of property" stage.

Lori Ann

Two words of advice: kill him. I took Robert for everything he had.

Reba

And he deserved it, sleeping with your housekeeper.

Lori Ann

No, That was John, husband number two. I kinda miss him and so does my housekeeper.

Brock

See, my lawyer told me about this form that you can sign, saying that I can get married before our divorce is actually final.

Reba

You want me to sign a permission slip for bigamy?

Brock

[to Reba] I know that Barbra Jean asking you to be the maid of honor was a little much, but we do need someone to sing.

Reba

I don't think you'd like the song I'd pick.

Reba

[to Brock] If you don't come over, my parents are going to think there's something wrong with this family!

Kyra

Hello?

The policy of this school has always been that sex doesn't exist.

Reba

How's that working for you?

Brock

Reba, how could you start working without consulting me?!

Reba

Excuse me, aren't we getting a divorce?

Brock

I just don't like the idea about turning Kyra and Jake into latchkey kids.

Reba

[to Kyra] I smell your influence here.

Kyra

It was latchkey that gave it away, wasn't it?