Eugene(sighs)
Well... (sighs) this prank has gone horribly awry.
Eugene
Listen, I'm sorry I lost my cool. It's just, this whole prank was my big chance for you to get you to take me seriously. (sits on the floor)
Eugene
Yes. And I was getting frustrated when I wasn't able to do that. I know. It was dumb. (King Frederic walks to Eugene then he puts his hand his shoulder) (King Frederic sits next to him)
You know, there are many things I fail to take seriously. Eugene, son... you brought my daughter home to me after 18 long years. If there's one man in the whole world that I take very seriously... it's you.
Eugene
(touched) Wow. Thanks, Your Majesty. Can I ask then, why-- why didn't you listen to my ideas?
You know, I suppose sometimes I let good ones slip through the cracks. I should've given your plan more consideration.
What you should have done was stayed in your own kingdom, Fredric! (walks to the cell alongside his pet)
Your efforts to abscond with my sweet Trevor Jr. were comical at best.
Eugene
Oh. Yeah? I don't think your seal's too happy there. (tells King Trevor) (Trevor Jr. whimpering)
Of course he's not! (hugs Trevor Jr.) The poor little darling is traumatized by what you did to him!
All right, Trevor. You've had your laughs. Now, release us.
Oh, I'll let you go, but not I parade you through town in nothing but a jester's hat, proving once again that Equis is superior to Corona! For now, I leave you here to wallow in the stench of your own defeat. (chuckles) (walks away alongside Trevor Jr. and closes the door)
Eugene
Oh, come on, you don't smell that bad. (gives King Frederic a friendly punch) Plus, it's mostly seal.
I meant, I deserve to wear nothing but a jester's hat. (sits while feeling down)
Eugene
Uh, Your Majesty? What the heck does King Trevor know, anyway?
Once again, he showed himself to be the accomplished prankster. (Eugene walks to him and picks him up)
Eugene
Accomplished? His prank wasn't even funny! I mean, I laughed, a little. But still, all around, not that funny.
Yes, that's true. His pranks are always more grating than they humorous.
Eugene
Totally grating. Hey. Hey. That's it! (has an idea and walks to the drain)
What's it? What are you doing? (asks Eugene)
Eugene
I'm gettin' us outta here. (holds the drain and removes it) (drain clanks) The question is, are you willing to try it my way? (turns around while holding the entrance to the drain and asks King Frederic)
Eugene
Will you just listen, Your Majesty? (a guard wakes up) There's no way you'll escape that way! (other guard wakes up) (guards enter the cell)
G1Guard 1
Hey! What's goin' on in there?
Eugene
Fellas! Would ya look at that? The king, he escaped without me. I don't know if I'm more impressed or insulted, you know what I'm sayin'?
G2Guard 2
Open the door! (tells the other guard) (the two guards run inside the cell to see that King Frederic escaped) Oh, no, King Trevor's gonna have our necks for this. (King Frederic stops hiding on the ceiling)
Lose something? (asks the guards then they see him) (swings while knocking the guards unconscious) (thwacks)
Quickly, if we go back the way we came, he might not see us. (tells Eugene)
Eugene
Wait. (removes the cap and sees the library) (takes a halberd from King Frederic and walks to the library) Follow my lead. (tells King Frederic) (King Frederic sighs deeply and walks after Eugene) (Eugene and King Frederic are spotted by King Trevor)
Well, well. (King Frederic turns around) It appears someone hasn't learned their lesson yet.
Eugene
Okay, okay, look, you got us. This one is completely our fault. (elbows King Frederic)
Ooh! Yes! Uh, we wanted to pull some sort of prank, so that all this wouldn't be in... vain.
Uh, really? And, and what were you gonna do in there, pray tell? (points to the door behind Eugene and King Frederic)
Eugene
Well I thought it'd be funny to slip into the library and rearrange the periodicals. Historians hate that.
That is the worst idea for a prank I have ever heard! And in true Coronan fashion, you would've failed! Again! (points the other door) That's the real door to the library!
Eugene
Uh, no, nope. No, it's not. (checks his map) I'm pretty sure this is the library. (points to the door behind him) (King Trevor facepalms)
You imbecile! This is my castle! I know where my library is! (Eugene turns around)
Eugene
Meh! Agree to disagree. (King Trevor puts his hand on Eugene)
I'll prove it. (walks between Eugene and King Frederic to open the door) (Eugene and King Frederic turn around) You see-- (trap door opens and he falls into it) (he screams and thuds) (Eugene sees the trap door after King Trevor fell into)
Eugene
(laughs) Forgot about your own top-notch security for a second, didn't ya? (tells King Trevor after he fell into the trap door)
Well played, Eugene! Very well played! Up high. (chuckles) (gives Eugene a high five)
Eugene
(gasps) (gives King Frederic a high five) Yeah!
Let me up, Frederic! There's spiders down here! Spiders! Ah! One just touched me! (Trevor Jr. barks) Trevor Jr., are you clapping? (Eugene puts his map away) Those had better be claps of sorrow!
Would you look at that. (Trevor Jr. claps) I've finally humiliated Trevor!
Eugene
Oh, Your Majesty! We have not yet begun to humiliate that guy. (referring to King Trevor)
Eugene
(groans) (he and King Frederic smile at each other) Ahh.
KFKing Frederic and Eugene
Huh? (they see the archway has been painted by Rapunzel)
Eugene
Oh, my. (Rapunzel appears)
Gotcha, Dad! (laughs) Oh, man, you should see the look on your face right now.
Well, I suppose it's fine. As long you girls repaint the archway. By nightfall. (tells Rapunzel and Cassandra)
Of course, Your Majesty. (King Frederic walks away) Well, Raps, you finally figured out this whole prank thing. (tells Rapunzel)
It was unexpected, clever, funny, and mischievous, but you overlooked one thing of the most important parts of any good prank. (points the archway) (tells Rapunzel) You didn't think it through. (tosses a paintbrush to Rapunzel) We both still have to repaint the archway by nightfall, remember? (Rapunzel gives her the paintbrush)
Sorry, but I've got princess duties to attend to. Looks like you're gonna have to do all by yourself. Still believe I didn't think it through? (starts to walk away after telling Cassandra) (Cassandra pulls both of her sleeves up and puts the paintbrush inside the paint) (starts repainting the archway) Kidding! (returns to the archway after pranking Cassandra) (Cassandra drops the paintbrush after she is terrified then she picks it up) You just got pranked! (points to Cassandra) Ha-ha! I totally got you! You should've seen the look on your face! (puts her hand out)
I just got Rapunzelled. (gives Rapunzel the paintbrush to start repaint the archway) Well played, Raps. Very well played. (Eugene walks to the archway holding a paintbrush and a bucket of paint to help Cassandra and Rapunzel) (Cassandra holds her paint bucket while Eugene puts his paint bucket on the floor then he holds the paint bucket for Rapunzel)
Well, Your Majesty, did you do it? Did you get the seal? (asks King Frederic)
Unfortunately, no, Captain. However, Eugene came up with something far better. (tells the Captain of the Guards while walking away)
Hey Cassie! Hey, you wanna see my new invention? (asks her) Rumor has it, it is a shoo-in for the first prize in the contest. (whispers) I started the rumor. (tells her)
Oh. Hey, Varian. First off it's Cass not Cassie. Secondly, I'm slammed so--
Oh, yeah, I-- I hear ya. Hey, did I tell you that my invention can create an entirely new element? I call it-- (Stan appears)
Cassandra!, I thought you should know, the Captain is short on guards for the expo. This could be your big chance! (tells Cassandra) (she smiles while sliding down the ladder)
Come on, let's go! (leaves with Stan while Varian sees them running to the castle) (Owl hooting when he holds the rope after it unties) (Varian hears Owl trying to hold the rope and he runs to the ladder and climbs it to help Cassandra's pet then he takes the rope from Cassandra's pet and ties to the pole)
Cassandra! Lookin' good! (Varian hears Rapunzel then he sees her and Eugene) You should see some of the inventions on display. Look at these crazy goggles. (turns the lens on) Oh. Hi, Varian! (removes the goggles from her head and sees him then he smiles) (Varian climbs off the ladder and jumps to the ground and turns around) I haven't seen you since we...
Eugene
Since your last invention almost killed us. (completes Rapunzel's sentence) So glad you're here. With looks like another invention.
Please, I wouldn't miss a chance to promote the merits of alchemy. And wait until you see my invention. I think, uh, everyone at the expo will be impressed. (tells Rapunzel and Eugene) (chuckles) Cassandra's gonna be here, right? Not that I'm doing this for Cassandra! (Varian reveals his crush on Cassandra to Rapunzel and Eugene when Varian blushes) (chuckles) But, yes, she's gonna be there, right? (asks Rapunzel and Eugene)
Come on, come on, come on! (pulling Eugene) (gasps) Ooh. Oh, whoa. Wow. Whoa! That makes flipping flapjacks look like a piece of cake! (laughs) Or should I say pancake?
Eugene
I wouldn't. Whoa!
SIStilt Inventor
Ladies and gentlemen, forget everything you know about spring-loaded stilts!
Eugene
Uh, great?
Mmm! Fresh from this goat's body and into my tummy. (Everyone groans in disgust)
FPFernanda Pizazzo
Attention, science lovers! I am the one and only Fernanda Pizazzo! Yes. Thank you, thank you. You may ask yourselves what revolutionary, stupendous invention lies behind this veil? You're about to find out when revered master scientist, and handsome morsel, Dr. Alcott St. Croix arrives to name my entry into this contest first prize!
Okay, so for my first invention, I wanted to start off with something small and simple.
Eugene
Uh, can he take his tiny little claws off my eyes now? (asks Rapunzel)
Oh! Yeah! Pascal? (tells him)
PPascal
(squeaking) (removes his claws from Eugene's eyes)
I give you the Hey-Hey! When I was in the tower, I devised a way to play catch by myself using a ball and string. Now, I believe, I've perfected that design. How does it work? Glad you asked. It's powered by potential and kinetic energy. Science. Hey-Hey! Hey-Hey!
Eugene
Huh. Rapunzel, that's really amazing, but it's already been invented.
Hmm. Okay. (holds her invention while feeling down then puts it on the table) I guess I'll chalk that up to being locked in a tower for 18 years. Good thing I have lots more amazing ideas where that came from. (leaves)
Eugene
But it's mostly your fault.
Eugene
Okay. I'm the last person to defend Cassandra, but not everyone is as open with their feelings as you are. Cass just keeps things more to herself and if you want to be her friend, which is something I will never ever, ever understand, you're going to have to accept that and back off a bit.
Nothing makes me happier than a dream coming true. Especially when that dream belongs to a dear friend like Attila. I am pleased to welcome Attila the Bun bakery to Corona.
My mom always said that you can only get what you want out of life by using the three Cs: Crime, Carnage and Crime. But thanks to Rapunzel, who helped make all this possible, I learned there's a fourth C: Kindness.
Uh, "kindness" doesn't start with-
Eugene
Shh.
I was up all night, and I think I found some neat, bell-free ideas to help Attila the Bun.
Eugene
Wow, You are really committed to this.
I'm just tired of cutting ribbons, and hosting parties, and making appearances.
Eugene
Well, Blondie, a state person's work is never done.
Being a state's person is fine, Eugene, but I want to do things that really matter to the people of Corona, like helping Attila.
Eugene
It's a good likeness, but why does he look so terrified?
Because he's so lost, and alone, and frightened without me. He ran away and it's all my fault. I been so busy with other things that I've neglected our friendship.
Eugene
Come on, Blondie. You'll find him. He couldn't have gotten far. He's tiny.
Whoa. So this is where it all happened.
Yeah. This is the first time I've been back since...
Eugene
Rapunzel, you don't have to go up there alone.
Yes, I do. I owe it to Pascal.
Eugene
Yeah, it's probably good I stay down here. I have a strict rule about dying in the same place twice.
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