Ranma, I can't believe that you're jealous of a pig!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I hate that little runt.
Sleeping in Akane's bed again, eh, Mr. P?
I am Kodachi, the black rose.
[attacking Akane upon their first meeting] Akane Tendo, prepare to die!
Ni hao, Ranma! [Chinese for "hello"]
Wo ai ni! [kisses Ranma; Chinese for "I love you"]
[Ranma falls into Koi pond]
Ranma! I kill! Ranma!
Hey! Wait a minute! [Runs away from Shampoo]
When he's a boy, she just wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead...
Who'd be jealous of a tomboy like you? [Akane hits him]
Shampoo love boy-type Ranma... Maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now...
I'm going to a drugstore in China to buy some of that memory restoring shampoo.
Wow, in China?
Going to China son?
Have a nice trip Ranma. I'd love a souvenir. What should I ask for? Oh, we're all out of oolong tea. Buy me some would you?
Cigarettes and rice wine for me please.
Oh and I'll need a hand painted tea set to serve it in.
I would just love a pair of jade earrings, Ranma. Oh and one of those Chinese silk dresses OK?
Oh and Jasmine tea. I could use some ink and brushes for my calligraphy.
[By now Ranma isn't even paying attention]
Give me that shampoo, Shampoo!
[Ranma is hurling insults at Akane in an attempt to restore her memory of him]
You are just so uncute!
[Akane suddenly starts and looks shocked, as though she'd just remembered something she'd forgotten]
That's it! Ranma, do it again!
You're uncute!
Whoa, now she's responding! Ranma, try making your words even stronger. Somewhere in her heart what you say is having an effect.
Now that's something I'm good at! You're built like a stick! Your face makes me sick! Your thighs are too thick! You can't even kick! You're dumb as a brick! You talk like a hick! Your hair's a cowlick! You itch like a tick!
Ranma, you JERK!
[on Akane] Why not? Is obstacle. That is for killing.
You sold me for one crummy little stinkin' fish, huh?!
He also threw in the rice and two pickles... heh... ugh!
What kind of father are you?!
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