Nabiki quotes from Ranma ½

Nabiki

I'm on the side of money.

Nabiki

Can't blame a girl for trying to make a little cash.

Nabiki

[in reference to Akane beating Ranma at arm wrestling] You know how I despise cynicism, but I don't think Ranma's taking this well.

Nabiki

It seems I have a little business proposition for you all...

Nabiki

You know what they say... it's all fun and games until someone loses their pride.

Nabiki

Ranma, quit your gawking and get to class. Better get moving or you're going to be late.

Yeah I know, but what about... [looks at Akane singlehandedly defeating a crowd of boys who want to date her]

Nabiki

It's okay. She knows what she's doing. This happens every morning.

Tatewaki

I am the undefeated captain of this school's kendo club. The rising new star of the high school fencing world. The sound of my voice strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies. My peers call me the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High... Tatewaki Kuno, age 17.

Did he just call himself Blue Thunder?

Have you heard that?

Nabiki

Nope, it's news to me.

Last I heard he was calling himself Shooting Star.

Kasumi

Well Ranma, how's the shirt?

It's too tight. Look at this, it pinches my chest.

Nabiki

What about the waist?

Too baggy.

Nabiki

Uh oh...

Akane

DIE RANMA! [attacks Ranma]

Hey! Cut it out stupid!

Kasumi

Girls, girls let's not fight.

I told you I'm a guy.

I'm going to a drugstore in China to buy some of that memory restoring shampoo.

Nabiki

Wow, in China?

Soun

Going to China son?

Kasumi

Have a nice trip Ranma. I'd love a souvenir. What should I ask for? Oh, we're all out of oolong tea. Buy me some would you?

Soun

Cigarettes and rice wine for me please.

Kasumi

Oh and I'll need a hand painted tea set to serve it in.

Nabiki

I would just love a pair of jade earrings, Ranma. Oh and one of those Chinese silk dresses OK?

Kasumi

Oh and Jasmine tea. I could use some ink and brushes for my calligraphy.

Nabiki

[on Genma] Don't worry, Dad. The only young girls HE could fool are the ones who take their teeth out at bedtime!

Kasumi

That's rude, Nabiki!

Nabiki

[grinning sheepishly] Sorry.

Kasumi

False teeth are NOT something to joke about.