Shampoo quotes from Ranma ½

Shampoo

Ni hao, Ranma! [Chinese for "hello"]

Shampoo

Wo ai ni! [kisses Ranma; Chinese for "I love you"]

Shampoo

Shampoo love boy-type Ranma... Maybe pervert-girl like only girl-type Ranma? Tell truth now...

Shampoo

[on Akane] Why not? Is obstacle. That is for killing.

Shampoo

Stupid Mousse.

Shampoo

When ramen for Ranma, Shampoo deliver anytime.

Shampoo

Ranma no go school! Ranma take Shampoo to date!

Shampoo

Akane still weak as always. Maybe you beat Shampoo in hundred years!

Shampoo

Ranma! I kill! Ranma!

Hey! Wait a minute! [Runs away from Shampoo]

Soun

When he's a boy, she just wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead...

Akane

[impersonating Shampoo] Ranma belong to me.[impersonating Kodachi] Ranma-darling and I are going to spend Christmas Eve together, ho ho ho. [impersonating Ukyo] Ranma-honey is mine, you hear? [normal voice] I'm sick and tired of listening to the 3 of you! Do you all understand me? Unfortunately for all of you, Ranma isn't going to spend Christmas Eve with any of you!

Ukyo

What?

Kodachi

Huh?

Shampoo

Maybe you coming down with something, Akane.

Akane

I feel fine, Shampoo. Ranma is... Ranma is... Ranma's going to spending Christmas Eve with me, you understand?