Kasumi quotes from Ranma ½

Kasumi

Akane, that's enough! In this case, I'm afraid it's you who's perverted!

Kasumi

Even Ranma deserves to be treated like a human being!

Kasumi

Oh my!

Kasumi

Don't think badly of Akane, she's really a very sweet girl... and she's just a violent maniac.

Kasumi

Well Ranma, how's the shirt?

It's too tight. Look at this, it pinches my chest.

Nabiki

What about the waist?

Too baggy.

Nabiki

Uh oh...

Akane

DIE RANMA! [attacks Ranma]

Hey! Cut it out stupid!

Kasumi

Girls, girls let's not fight.

I told you I'm a guy.

I'm going to a drugstore in China to buy some of that memory restoring shampoo.

Nabiki

Wow, in China?

Soun

Going to China son?

Kasumi

Have a nice trip Ranma. I'd love a souvenir. What should I ask for? Oh, we're all out of oolong tea. Buy me some would you?

Soun

Cigarettes and rice wine for me please.

Kasumi

Oh and I'll need a hand painted tea set to serve it in.

Nabiki

I would just love a pair of jade earrings, Ranma. Oh and one of those Chinese silk dresses OK?

Kasumi

Oh and Jasmine tea. I could use some ink and brushes for my calligraphy.

Kasumi

[holds up 3 fingers] Ranma dear, how many fingers?

Three fingers!

Kasumi

[points to Soun] Do you know who this person is?

My dear Uncle Tendo!

Kasumi

[points to Genma, in human form] And this is?

Octopus Face!

Kasumi

[points to Happosai] Good, and him?

An Oompa-Loompa!

Kasumi

[giggling] She seems perfectly normal!

Akane

Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!

Genma

Let's go, Ranma!

Yes sir!

Akane

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.

Akane

Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!

Kasumi

Papa, let me... [starts coughing]

Soun

[teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!

Akane

[to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!

I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.

Nabiki

[on Genma] Don't worry, Dad. The only young girls HE could fool are the ones who take their teeth out at bedtime!

Kasumi

That's rude, Nabiki!

Nabiki

[grinning sheepishly] Sorry.

Kasumi

False teeth are NOT something to joke about.