[to female Ranma] I'm Akane... You wanna be friends?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
How to prove it...? I know! [Throws Ranma into a koi pond]
[now female] What'd you do that for?!
You sound like a woman! Were you not willing to give your life for your training?
My life, yes. [Kicks Genma into the koi pond] My manhood is another story!
By the way, I noticed that you took a pretty good look at me, too. Besides, it's no big deal for me to see a naked girl. I mean, I've seen myself plenty of times, right? And I'm better built to boot. [Laughs]
[Akane hits Ranma with the table out of anger]
Now that, he had coming.
I hate boys! I really, really, really hate boys!
Ranma, quit your gawking and get to class. Better get moving or you're going to be late.
Yeah I know, but what about... [looks at Akane singlehandedly defeating a crowd of boys who want to date her]
It's okay. She knows what she's doing. This happens every morning.
I am the undefeated captain of this school's kendo club. The rising new star of the high school fencing world. The sound of my voice strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies. My peers call me the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High... Tatewaki Kuno, age 17.
S1Student 1
Did he just call himself Blue Thunder?
S2Student 2
Have you heard that?
Nope, it's news to me.
S2Student 2
Last I heard he was calling himself Shooting Star.
Pigtailed girl! I LOVE YOU!
Akane Tendo or the pigtailed girl? Akane Tendo or the pigtailed girl? Akane Tendo or the PIGTAILED GIRL!
[Ranma has a nightmare about Kuno trying to romance "her"] I love you, I would date you! I love you, I would date you...
[when Ranma looks up her skirt] Dry up and die!
I'm on the side of money.
Can't blame a girl for trying to make a little cash.
[Akane accidentally hits Ranma in the face with a baseball due to him not paying attention. They go to Dr. Tofu's to get the wound treated]
Man, you mean she even hits a ball like a savage?!
What?! It was your fault for not paying attention!
TDr. Tofu
[looks awkward] Well, you mean Akane did hit that ball?
Rrr!
TDr. Tofu
I was just joking. But so what, eh? What's wrong with being active?
Macho.
But...but...
TDr. Tofu
It just means you're healthy!
Or sexless.
[turns to Ranma] Would you...SHUT UP!
[Female Ranma is forced to wear Akane's Clothes]
Well Ranma, how's the shirt?
It's too tight. Look at this, it pinches my chest.
[Akane becomes visibly angry]
What about the waist?
Too baggy.
Uh oh...
DIE RANMA! [attacks Ranma]
Hey! Cut it out stupid!
Girls, girls let's not fight.
I told you I'm a guy.
Who are you calling P-chan?
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