Too bad I never read the page. [laughs]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Stupid Mousse.
MMousse
My beautiful Shampoo!
MMousse
Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome... By the time the show's over... you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.
Yo! Mikado the molester! How's it going?
Akane is my fiancée! You touch her, and I'll kill you!
Let me have a good cry in your bosom!
Ranma, be a girl and model this bra for me!
[Akane has just baked animal-shaped cookies in her Home Economics class]
KKuno
It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!
[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground]
I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.
Rrr... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE! [Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically] Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.
These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?
Stupid! It's a penguin!
A hermit crab?
It's a lion.
It's a water flea!
A rabbit!
Loch Ness Monster!
A swan!
A Power Ranger!
A raccoon!
A salamander!
Alligator!
I know, a platypus!
A KOALA!
Did you really think sealing me in concrete and burying me in the yard was even going to slow me down?!
I'm Ranma-honey's cute fiancée.
Does the sight of cleavage make you insane?!
Ranma's free to date the entire student body for all I care...
[to Ryoga] Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?!
Ugh... leave it to that jackass Ryoga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before coming here!
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