Ranma quotes from Ranma ½

I hate that little runt.

Sleeping in Akane's bed again, eh, Mr. P?

Who'd be jealous of a tomboy like you? [Akane hits him]

Give me that shampoo, Shampoo!

Yo! Mikado the molester! How's it going?

Akane is my fiancée! You touch her, and I'll kill you!

Did you really think sealing me in concrete and burying me in the yard was even going to slow me down?!

Eek, a pervert!

The kitty cat is coming. The kitty cat is coming.

You are so uncute!

Hiryū Shōten Ha!

Be a pal and beat me up.

Listen up, numbskull. If Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking. Get it, dimwit? We eat that, and man oh man, we're all gonna wish we'd died at sea!

Flat-chested, pig-loving, short-legged, tomboy...

Seeing that little freak run, I'd say he'll be living for a least another 100 years.