Kodachi quotes from Ranma ½

Kodachi

I am Kodachi, the black rose.

Kodachi

[attacking Akane upon their first meeting] Akane Tendo, prepare to die!

Kodachi

Ranma-sama! [In the English dub: "Ranma-darling", "Ranma-sweetums", etc.]

Kodachi

O-hohoho!

Kodachi

[trying to seduce Ranma] Make me your own.

Akane

[impersonating Shampoo] Ranma belong to me.[impersonating Kodachi] Ranma-darling and I are going to spend Christmas Eve together, ho ho ho. [impersonating Ukyo] Ranma-honey is mine, you hear? [normal voice] I'm sick and tired of listening to the 3 of you! Do you all understand me? Unfortunately for all of you, Ranma isn't going to spend Christmas Eve with any of you!

Ukyo

What?

Kodachi

Huh?

Shampoo

Maybe you coming down with something, Akane.

Akane

I feel fine, Shampoo. Ranma is... Ranma is... Ranma's going to spending Christmas Eve with me, you understand?

[In the "Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love" after Akane scolds him for not seeing the ghosts that are scaring her] Jeez, you don't have to make a big production out of it. Why don't you just come out and say it [doing his best Akane imitation] "EEK, Ranma, I'm scared of ghosts. Ranma!" Why can't you be honest?

Akane

Here I am practically having a heart-attack while you [uppercuts Ranma] while you make stupid jokes.

Aah!

Akane

Can't you tell I'm being serious?

Talk about being stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts!

Kodachi

Aah, Ranma-darling!

YAH!

Kodachi

[the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?

[trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!