Genma quotes from Ranma ½

Genma

Too bad I never read the page. [laughs]

Genma

Curse those evil Octopi.

Genma

Argh! Pandas can't talk!

Genma

They're gonna do it! Oh, are they gonna do it!

Genma

One bright, shiny object and your mind takes a hike!

Genma

How to prove it...? I know! [Throws Ranma into a koi pond]

[now female] What'd you do that for?!

Genma

You sound like a woman! Were you not willing to give your life for your training?

My life, yes. [Kicks Genma into the koi pond] My manhood is another story!

By the way, I noticed that you took a pretty good look at me, too. Besides, it's no big deal for me to see a naked girl. I mean, I've seen myself plenty of times, right? And I'm better built to boot. [Laughs]

Genma

Now that, he had coming.

You sold me for one crummy little stinkin' fish, huh?!

Genma

He also threw in the rice and two pickles... heh... ugh!

What kind of father are you?!

Akane

Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!

Genma

Let's go, Ranma!

Yes sir!

Akane

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.

Akane

Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!

Kasumi

Papa, let me... [starts coughing]

Soun

[teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!

Akane

[to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!

I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.