Akane quotes from Ranma ½

Akane

Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!

Genma

Let's go, Ranma!

Yes sir!

Akane

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.

Akane

Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!

Kasumi

Papa, let me... [starts coughing]

Soun

[teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!

Akane

[to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!

I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.

[In the "Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love" after Akane scolds him for not seeing the ghosts that are scaring her] Jeez, you don't have to make a big production out of it. Why don't you just come out and say it [doing his best Akane imitation] "EEK, Ranma, I'm scared of ghosts. Ranma!" Why can't you be honest?

Akane

Here I am practically having a heart-attack while you [uppercuts Ranma] while you make stupid jokes.

Aah!

Akane

Can't you tell I'm being serious?

Talk about being stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts!

Kodachi

Aah, Ranma-darling!

YAH!

Kodachi

[the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?

[trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!