Ukyo quotes from Ranma ½

Ukyo

I'm Ranma-honey's cute fiancée.

Ukyo

Does the sight of cleavage make you insane?!

Ukyo

[to Ryoga] Were you born stupid or did you just grow that way?!

Ukyo

Ugh... leave it to that jackass Ryoga to draw me a map that leads me through half of Tokyo before coming here!

Ukyo

What did you do that for, you JACKASS?!

[offers Ukyo a handful of gifts] Dear, dear Ukyo, here.

Ukyo

Tsubasa, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but... I've already got a fiancee! [the last word echoes]

Oh! [begins to weep]

OW! That's hot!

[speaking into microphone] But rejection only spurred me on. I decided to put my thoughts on paper, sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were filled with pretty pink envelopes.

Ukyo

I needed some way to take the heat off me, which is how I came up with the idea of sending Tsubasa your picture, Ranma.

Akane

Which Ranma was it in the picture?

Ukyo

The girl Ranma, of course. What did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy at the time. I didn't want anyone thinking I was a pervert.

Akane

[impersonating Shampoo] Ranma belong to me.[impersonating Kodachi] Ranma-darling and I are going to spend Christmas Eve together, ho ho ho. [impersonating Ukyo] Ranma-honey is mine, you hear? [normal voice] I'm sick and tired of listening to the 3 of you! Do you all understand me? Unfortunately for all of you, Ranma isn't going to spend Christmas Eve with any of you!

Ukyo

What?

Kodachi

Huh?

Shampoo

Maybe you coming down with something, Akane.

Akane

I feel fine, Shampoo. Ranma is... Ranma is... Ranma's going to spending Christmas Eve with me, you understand?