[In the "Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love" after Akane scolds him for not seeing the ghosts that are scaring her] Jeez, you don't have to make a big production out of it. Why don't you just come out and say it [doing his best Akane imitation] "EEK, Ranma, I'm scared of ghosts. Ranma!" Why can't you be honest?
Here I am practically having a heart-attack while you [uppercuts Ranma] while you make stupid jokes.
Aah!
Can't you tell I'm being serious?
Talk about being stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts!
[A ghostly apparition of Kodachi appears.]
Aah, Ranma-darling!
YAH!
[the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?
[trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!
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