Ranma quotes from Ranma ½

Kasumi

[holds up 3 fingers] Ranma dear, how many fingers?

Three fingers!

Kasumi

[points to Soun] Do you know who this person is?

My dear Uncle Tendo!

Kasumi

[points to Genma, in human form] And this is?

Octopus Face!

Kasumi

[points to Happosai] Good, and him?

An Oompa-Loompa!

Kasumi

[giggling] She seems perfectly normal!

I even stopped and got you a little something for Christmas. I didn't have time to wrap it though. [starts handing out presents] Here, you like it? Also a music box, and a... and I saw these cool cards that I thought you'd like. What do you think?

Akane

Ranma, you remembered.

And there's some other stuff here. Hey look, it's snowing. Huh? Hey, are you crying?

Akane

No.

Akane

Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!

Genma

Let's go, Ranma!

Yes sir!

Akane

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.

Akane

Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!

Kasumi

Papa, let me... [starts coughing]

Soun

[teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!

Akane

[to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!

I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.

[In the "Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love" after Akane scolds him for not seeing the ghosts that are scaring her] Jeez, you don't have to make a big production out of it. Why don't you just come out and say it [doing his best Akane imitation] "EEK, Ranma, I'm scared of ghosts. Ranma!" Why can't you be honest?

Akane

Here I am practically having a heart-attack while you [uppercuts Ranma] while you make stupid jokes.

Aah!

Akane

Can't you tell I'm being serious?

Talk about being stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts!

Kodachi

Aah, Ranma-darling!

YAH!

Kodachi

[the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?

[trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!

[meeting Inuyasha ] What hot spring in Jusenkyo did you fall into? And those ears look so familiar... [thinks back on P-Chan, Genma in panda form, and Shampoo in cat form]

Your voice is like mine... [a reference to both male Ranma and Inuyasha having the same voice actor, Yamaguchi Kappei]

Hmm?

[now female] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

[idles up close to Ranma] This way is better, so I can see your beautiful face! [glomps girl Ranma and begins to fondle "her" breasts] Oh, you are so sexy, sexy, sexy!

Ryoga

I'll rip your stupid head off!

Alright! Thanks, Ryoga! I owe you one!