Queer as Folk (US) Season 5 quotes

Emmett

These are my fans. They adore me.

Brian

Because you're so cute. Do you think they'd still adore you if they knew you took it up the ass? And liked it?

Justin

What's your problem?

Brian

I have no problem. I am problem less. A problem free zone.

Brian

I'm not going to their fucking party!

Justin

Why not?

Brian

Because I'm going to a fucking party.

Emmett

How about you, Deb? Do you want me to give you a landing strip?

Debbie

Thanks, but I prefer to keep the whole airport.

Ben

Great party, huh? Everybody seemed to have a good time.

Hunter

Yeah, if you call Melanie and Lindsay declaring a cease-fire, Brian leaving to go to a sex party, and you and Michael sticking that fucking camera in my face pretending we're this happy family having a good time.

Ben

We're not pretending, we are.

Ben

You're gonna get through this, I promise.

Hunter

Fuck your false hope. The world's a stinking shit hole.

Brian

I don't think you get it.

Justin

What, that someone rejected you? Got the prime piece of meat, it happens to everyone!

Emmett

Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight.

Ted

Who's keeping score?

Emmett

I am. Look at him, so smug, so self-satisfied. Now is the perfect time to send him off with his... not-unattractive tail between his legs.

Brian

What the fuck for? You've got the son of a bitch where you want him, with his ass in the air, and it's not a bad one, I might add.

Emmett

Don't listen to him! Tell.

Brian

What the hell does he know? Fuck!

Ted

Would you get off my back?!

Justin

I made some decisions.

Brian

About what?

Justin

My life.

Justin

To be a couple both people have to want the same things, to move in the same direction. If they can't, or won't, they really have nowhere to go.

Brian

Probably not.

Justin

Then why are we still doing this if we both know it's never going to work?

Brian

Damned if I know.

You people need Jesus in your lives.

Emmett

Yeah and you need a good blowjob. That is, if you can find anyone to give you one! And don't look at me!

Ted

Look at it this way. You'll always have something to remember me by.

You're dumping me?

Ted

It's a fag-eat-fat world.

Fuck you. You know... I liked you. A lot. I really did.

Brian

I want to see your wife! Where is the little woman?!

Brian

You infected him! With your petty bourgeois mediocre conformist assimilationist life! Thanks to you he's got visions! Babies, weddings, white picket fences dancing in his blonde little head!

Michael

And you think I put them there?

Brian

Before you and your husband tied the noose around your necks, he was perfectly happy! But now, he's a defector! Just like the rest of you!

Michael

He was never perfectly happy! Waiting for years for you to say I love you, you're the only one I want!

Brian

That's not who I am!

Michael

Don't we all know!

Brian

And now he's here in your house.

Michael

It's a home.

Brian

It's a farce! It's a freak show!

Michael

Call it what you want, I honestly don't care. But he didn't leave because I infected him. He left because of you! Who wouldn't?!

When I heard about your relations with a man, I was hoping that...

Lindsay

What? That I'd be the daughter you always dream of? Well, I'm not mom. And I never will be.