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Queer as Folk (US) Season 5 quotes

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S5[Episode 507]

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S5[Episode 508]

Come on Brian, you can't fool me. You gotta free yourself of this burden. Release it, let it all hang out!

[Deadpan] My mother is a frigid bitch, my father was an abusive drunk; they had a hateful marriage, which is probably why I am unwilling, or unable, to form a long-term committed relationship of my own. The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs and have more or less redefined promiscuity doesn't help, much. As a result I've lost the two people in my life that mean the most to me. [Referring to Justin and Michael]

There. Don't you feel better.

No. But I'm sure you do.

S5[Episode 508]

Emmett [to Drew]: If you can't be honest with me that's fine, it doesn't matter. But at least be honest with yourself.

S5[Episode 508]

CTCraig Taylor

It's your choice.

It's not a choice.

Well don't expect to be rewarded!

We're not asking to be rewarded, we're asking for what's rightfully ours!

The right to pervert the sanctity of marriage, to make a mockery of family values?

A hell of a lot you know about marriage or family values, you fucked around on mom!

Watch your language!

Oh forgive me, saying fuck is far worse than what you did, you lying hypocrite!

S5[Episode 508]

It was obvious to everyone from the moment I popped out of my mama that I was the new queen of Hazelhurst. They almost named me Elizabeth.

You're lucky.

That they named me Emmett?

That it was obvious. That you never had to go through the hell of hiding it, the fear of being found out.

S5[Episode 508]

Lindsay [to Brian]: Don't tell me about clinging onto my past, until you're willing to let go of yours.

S5[Episode 509]

Tuna casserole means we're going to get stoned and have a very meaningful conversation.

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S5[Episode 510]

[after finding that Justin escaped the fire] All I could think was, "Please don't let anything happen to him." [grabs Justin and holds him close] I love you.

S5[Episode 511]

You said that your small, charmless studio would have to do until your country manor came along. I'd hoped this would be all you dreamed of.

And more, but I told you I...

...Won't marry me. Who could blame you? I am , without doubt, the worst candidate for marriage alive, but, conversely, that's also the reason that I'm the best candidate.

And how's that?

Because, as strongly as I was opposed to the idea, now that I'm behind it, I am as fervently and passionately committed.

Uh huh. And what changed your mind?

I finally thought of one good reason to do it.

And what is that one good reason?

To prove to the person that I love, how much I love him. That I would give him anything, that I would do anything, be anything, to make him happy.

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S5[Episode 512]

I only have one question. After we're married, will you still blow me?

[Laughs] Ever the romantic! That depends. If you still fuck me in every room of, um, what are we gonna call it? Mandalay? Xanadu? Wuthering Heights?

I'll leave the christening up to you.

Britain.

[Looks confused, before realizing] Bri-Tin!

S5[Episode 513]

They say that change is good for you, that it keeps you on your toes. Well, if that's true, I should be a fucking ballerina.

S5[Episode 513]

Wouldn't you rather just cuddle?

What?

I said wouldn't you rather just lie here —

No no no, I heard what you said. You said "cuddle"!

So?

So? I have never ever once heard you use that word, much less actually want to do it.

Okay, can we just turn the lights out?

No, no! Brian Kinney fucks, sucks, rims, rams but never cuddles!

Okay, so I used a word that offends your sensibilities. Forgive me, I apologize. I'll never do it again!

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