[Ted is imagining Brian and Emmett are there after he has sex with Trent]
Emmett
Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight.
Ted
Who's keeping score?
Emmett
I am. Look at him, so smug, so self-satisfied. Now is the perfect time to send him off with his... not-unattractive tail between his legs.
Brian
What the fuck for? You've got the son of a bitch where you want him, with his ass in the air, and it's not a bad one, I might add.
Emmett
Don't listen to him! Tell.
Brian
What the hell does he know? Fuck!
Ted
Would you get off my back?!
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