Queer as Folk (US) · Season 3
I can't understand why people would ever want to leave their house.
When it's so much safer just to close the door.
But if you close the door, nothing will ever happen, will it?
Well, you'll just sit there in your safe little room for the rest of your life... wondering what might have been.
I feel like the town slut on prom night... again!
It's funny, usually when we go to these events it's for my business and Lindsay's there to support me. But tonight, I'm the wife! [walks away]
Yeah... guess I am, too.
I gave it some thought, I've decided you should take me back.
Oh?
Even though I've made a few mistakes. I think you'd be making an even bigger one not to give me a second chance.
I see.
'Cause now I understand what it is you want of me. And I know what I can expect from you.
You also understand that you'll be required to work long hard hours, sometimes deep into the night?
It'll be a pleasure to work under you... sir.
And you're never to play violin music in my presence again.
I promise.
Good. Well, then. You can start... immediately.
[About Brian and Justin getting back together] Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
Yes, you are seeing it, the most historic reunification since Germany.
What happened to the fiddler?
He fell off the roof.
JT giving Rage a blow job isn't just about sex. It's about thawing his cold heart. It's about bringing him back to life. It's about their love. Their unspoken commitment.
Art imitating life?
Well if it isn't the man behind the asshole!
Brian's always behind the asshole.
It will all seem like a distant memory except for you, 'cause wherever I go and whoever I'm with I'll always love you.
Bullshit.
For someone's who's so intent on defending lesbian motherhood, you're not much of an example.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Straight mother's work full-time and have nannies, what difference does it make?
The difference is we have to be a little bit better!
[Stockwell is firing Brian because he's gay]
Let's just say we no longer bat for the same team.
What team is that? The Pittsburgh Poon Chasers?
Who's he?
Um mm, that's a difficult question to answer given the limitations of the language, conventionality of most people's thinking... let's just say he's the guy I fuck more than once.
Unlike you.
A man cannot live on the backroom of Babylon alone.
What are you boys up to?
We're just looking for a good place to fuck. Know of any?
So... did you see it? What'd it look like?
Did it have your cute little turned up nose, button eyes, and perfectly shaped penis?
You really think so?
Hey.. hey!
It's the size of a peanut... the baby.
Once upon a Godforsaken time, there was a beautiful princess. She worked her ass off until she popped her kid, and went back to work 3 days later.
That Diana was an inspiration.
The bottom line is I couldn't afford the luxury of not working. I had to earn a living.
Yeah, but you were 17! Mel's in her thirties, and she's got endo-metri- whatever the fuck it's called and now she's taking on the biggest court case of her life!
Yeah, and don't forget; she's a crazy lesbian!
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