What is this?
Your official membership to the Dead Faggots's Society.
Who are you, the fucking founding father?
Queer as Folk (US) · Season 1
What is this?
Your official membership to the Dead Faggots's Society.
Who are you, the fucking founding father?
Who wants some Death day cake? Death day cake? Death day cake?
Isn't it great to be in love with a guy who does everything?
Yeah... hmm... so I guess I'll just go to the beauty parlor and get my nails done!
They put everything on stamps these days... composers, birds, even the Three Stooges. So when are they going to have famous fags?
You can be on the 69 cent stamp, honey.
You still have me, I'm not going anywhere.
...hooray.
Do you want to come to my prom with me?
As what, your chaperone?
As my date.
ha... I'd love to. But my prom dress is still at the dry cleaners.
Yeah, that's just what I need, to be in a dance with a bunch of fucking 18-year-olds.
I thought you liked fucking 18-year-olds.
[About Justin asking Brian to the Prom] Oh! I think that's so adorable that he asked you! Despite the somewhat questionable difference in you ages, and that fact that emotionally he's 12 years your senior.
Not going; too old.
Oh, so you're 30, I know. It's so dramatic, but it is something we all go through, if you're lucky enough to live that long, but to carry on like it's the end of your life?
It is.
It's the beginning! A whole new way of thinking about yourself, feeling a whole new sense of accomplishment.
That's from the 'La Jeunesse' anti-aging commercial; I wrote that fucking copy!
Oh, Okay. I guess I only quote from the masters...
Flannel. Isn't that lesbian lingerie?
I love your friends. They are like family.
Not like. They are.
I was afraid of disappointing you or failing again.
Well, you have. And I can't live with an addict. And I can't make love to an addict. And it sickens me to think about what you are doing to a person I happen to care a whole lot about and who obviously cares so little about himself. So I have no choice. Except to say goodbye.
Why do you always have to ruin everything?
Ruin? I'm saving you! Just like Toby Harper saved Captain Astro in issue 231 of Astro Comics, when Captain Astro thought that he lost all of his super powers.
God, you are so pathetic.
No, you are! Don't you see that you still have your powers? All of your powers. And you always will. Whether you're 18, or you're 30, or you're 50, or you're 100. You will always be young and you will always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!
We gave them a prom they'll never forget.
Me neither. It's the best night of my life.
Even if it was ridiculously romantic.
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