Michael [to David's friend at a dinner party]: That's where I know you from... from the White Party. You gave me crabs!
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JKJack Kinney
You know you and me, we're a lot alike.
We are?
JJack
We weren't meant to settle down.
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SSurferdude
You're making me so hard... yeah, man, you make me so horny! Sorry, typo, I'm so horny!
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Drop to your knees, pussy boy.
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This is not the White House! George Washington never slept here!
He's the only one who hasn't.
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Please, I'm never getting married. I mean, why be tied down?
I love this girl.
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Emmett [to Michael]: Well, I say that you deserve to be loved. And don't let any man, Queen, or Brian tell you otherwise.
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Some day I'm gonna make some lucky man the perfect wife.
I used to say the same thing.
But instead you made someone the perfect husband.
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It just so happens a person can have an active sex life at any age.
That means there's still hope for you!
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MMMysterious Marilyn
God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines.
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I can change a tire.
You cannot change a tire.
I know you all just think of me as this Nelly retail queen. But it just so happens that I make it my business to know anything that has to do with lug nuts.
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I know I can be shit to you sometimes, I know that. But it's only because I know that you'll always love me no matter what.
I do.
I do, too. Always have, always will.
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My parents don't want me. You don't want me. My life's a fucking mess, Brian.
Yeah, well, whose isn't?
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Can we still be boyfriends?
We could be. But I don't want a boyfriend, Michael. I want a partner.
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I'm 33, what does that make me?
Did you guys hear something? A voice from the dead?
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