I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, get married, and join the army.
Hopefully not in the same day.
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I am not gonna be humiliated by a bunch of...
Fags? I got news for you, big man. You already have been.
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You're not crying, are you?
I'm not some little faggot.
No, you're not. You're pretty brave actually.
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Debbie [to Vic]: I want you here sick and I want you here well. I'll take you any way I can get you.
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He's not my responsibility!
Oh, yes he is! You seduced him, you... fucked him! So now he's yours!
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I could fix you up with my sister. Only she looks like me in a dress.
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AMC has a Joan Crawford festival all week.
Nobody is that gay.
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SSalesman
Wow, beautiful baby! Looks just like you.
Why thank you, so do our five others. I'm gonna go change him, honey.
You do that, sweetie. [Lindsay and Brian kiss]
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So in other words, for Justin to live here with you he has to deny who he is, what he thinks, and how he feels?
No one asked for your opinion, pal.
Well, that's not love. That's hate.
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It's not lying if they make you lie — if the only truth they can accept is their own.
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So what is this, adopt-a-trick? First he's a one-night-stand, now he's moved in.
It's only temporary.
Until he grows up?
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Melanie [to a nurse]: Listen to me. I stay up half the night worrying that he will grow up to be happy, and healthy, and loved. So don't you dare tell me I have no right to be with him. You officious, homophobic cunt!
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He eats with straight people?
Ice. You never know where their hands have been.
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If you ever forget you're a Jew, a non-Jew will remind you.
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What are you doing with your arm?
I call it the Praise Jesus.
Looks like you're hailing a cab.
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