Teddy, no matter what you look like, there will always be one person who is dazzled by your beauty.
S5[Episode 505]
S5[Episode 505]
[practicing] Ted you look fabulous. Ted, you look... Ted, you look fabulous. Ted, you look-
Here he is! Here he is!
[Hot guy walks in]
Oh my God, he really does look fabulous.
S5[Episode 505]
Rather than missing what used to be, I look forward to what's yet to be.
S5[Episode 506]
What's the topic?
Capital punishment. I'm all for it. I say fry the motherfucker's.
Now you see why we're so proud.
S5[Episode 506]
I can't tell you how much it warms my heart to know I'm keeping hetero's horny.
S5[Episode 506]
These are my fans. They adore me.
Because you're so cute. Do you think they'd still adore you if they knew you took it up the ass? And liked it?
S5[Episode 506]
What's your problem?
I have no problem. I am problem less. A problem free zone.
S5[Episode 506]
I'm not going to their fucking party!
Why not?
Because I'm going to a fucking party.
S5[Episode 506]
How about you, Deb? Do you want me to give you a landing strip?
Thanks, but I prefer to keep the whole airport.
S5[Episode 506]
Great party, huh? Everybody seemed to have a good time.
Yeah, if you call Melanie and Lindsay declaring a cease-fire, Brian leaving to go to a sex party, and you and Michael sticking that fucking camera in my face pretending we're this happy family having a good time.
We're not pretending, we are.
S5[Episode 506]
You're gonna get through this, I promise.
Fuck your false hope. The world's a stinking shit hole.
S5[Episode 506]
I don't think you get it.
What, that someone rejected you? Got the prime piece of meat, it happens to everyone!
S5[Episode 507]
[Ted is imagining Brian and Emmett are there after he has sex with Trent]
Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight.
Who's keeping score?
I am. Look at him, so smug, so self-satisfied. Now is the perfect time to send him off with his... not-unattractive tail between his legs.
What the fuck for? You've got the son of a bitch where you want him, with his ass in the air, and it's not a bad one, I might add.
Don't listen to him! Tell.
What the hell does he know? Fuck!
Would you get off my back?!
S5[Episode 507]
I made some decisions.
About what?
My life.
S5[Episode 507]
To be a couple both people have to want the same things, to move in the same direction. If they can't, or won't, they really have nowhere to go.
Probably not.
Then why are we still doing this if we both know it's never going to work?
Damned if I know.
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