Maybe next year we all should go [to the fairy gathering]... Brian how 'bout you?
I'd rather have my tongue super-glued to a lesbian's twat.
S4[Episode 402]
S4[Episode 402]
[To Justin] Well, if it isn't Meg Ryan...
S4[Episode 403]
So I've been going to the gym religiously.
Is that why you've been kneeling in the steam room?
S4[Episode 403]
Can I join?
It's only for queers.
I thought keeping the streets safe was everyone's concern... well, I guess I'll grab a straight soda and head to my straight room and study my straight studies.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [to Justin]: Take it easy, Timberlake.
S4[Episode 403]
As much as I'd like to OD on chocolate-
For a change... I mean...
S4[Episode 403]
I was always good at numbers... especially cute one's.
S4[Episode 403]
Do you think Rage could help me?
There's somebody you want brought back to life with a blow job?
Me!
S4[Episode 403]
Dean [to Michael about Ted]: There's a lot of things that he's ashamed of. And when he sees you he's reminded of them. You're a reflection of the things he wants to forget.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [to Justin]: How about taking the night off? Even Rage and God get a day of rest.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [to Emmett]: Save your diva routine for your world tour.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [about Ted]: Well, guess what? Like Jesus and Liza and Judy, he's making a comeback.
S4[Episode 404]
[Brian and Justin walk into Kinetic]
Last time I was here it was No Towel's Night.
A hundred guys must have touched my stiffy.
Mr. Popular. And I'm the only one you fucked.
S4[Episode 404]
What do you say we christen my new office? I have 15 minutes before I have to approve ad copy.
Always the romantic.
S4[Episode 404]
From now on there will be no lewd comments, no more sexual innuendo.
So much for conversation.
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