Queer as Folk (US) quotes

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We met at a fairy gathering.

Emmett

The Tony Awards?

Emmett

You're not gonna get better sitting on the sofa. So why don't you take your sardonic wit, and your superior 'I'm not like all those other losers' attitude and get your ass back there.

Ted

So they can fix me? It's too late. I'm beyond repair. I have nothing. No future, no friends, no job, no lover. What's the point? Might as well be dead.

Emmett

Then do it. Go on. Kill yourself. You'd be doing us all a favor. Only don't be a man about it. Be a Queen.

Justin

Now you and half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in your bed tonight knowing the loft is still yours.

Brian

Half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in their own beds. [kisses Justin]

Better not be a parakeet in there, Jane.

Justin

Huh?

Obviously you're not up on your gay film history.

I keep hoping that when they catch my bashes they'll sentence them for life in prison and they'll get fucked nightly by prisoner's with AIDS.

Justin

That's gruesome.

It doesn't cost anything to dream.

I can't stop thinking about it. I see their faces, their boot's smashing into me. I even hugged this one guy's foot to my stomach, hoping it'd stop him from kicking me... it didn't.

Justin

If you're still holding onto that boot than you're still on the ground taking it.

Debbie

Are you ready to find your inner fairy?

Emmett

When I do I just hope he looks more like Tinkerbell than Captain Hook.

I'm Piston.

I'm Wolfen.

Michael

I'm... Dumpling.

Debbie

There's nothing more terrifying than a blood-thirsty drag queen.

Brian

What you've accomplished is an amazing achievement. To sink so low. To hit bottom with such a resounding thud.

Ted

You know, you should be a guest motivational speaker in rehab.

Brian

It's Batman and the new Robin!

Ben

Better not tell the old Robin that.

Brian

You want to get even? I'll tell you how to get even. Become the biggest fucking success you can possibly be.

Brian

Nothing pisses off a straight guy more than a successful fag.

Blake

You sure you want to trash that?

Ted

Hook ups, porn sites, not to mention endless emails about how to increase my dick size.

Blake

I don't recall that being one of your short-comings.