Lindsay, Brian and others in “Pilot”

We've been thinking of names. Mel wants to call him Abraham after her grandfather, but I like Gus.

What do you think?

You wouldn't survive a day in school named Abraham, but I guess Gus is okay.

Thank you very much, and who the hell are you?

His name's... Juh...

Justin.

You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me.

Ugh...

Oh Brian!

He can't help it. He's only 17.

So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight.

Mine doesn't suck on my breasts... unless I want him to.