Lindsay quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

What he does with his money is his business.

Lindsay

Except when it hurts us. Then it's our business.

Brian

[after Debbie, Mel and Lindsey have all kissed Justin] With all this kissing, you're going to turn him straight! [Brian kisses Justin.]

Debbie

Oh, my God! They're gonna do it right here! [Justin and Brian go upstairs] Holy crap! They're like fucking newlyweds!

I never thought I'd live to see the day!

Lindsay

I think it's wonderful!

Lindsay

You helped Lynette with her wedding.

That's different.

Lindsay

Why is it different?

Because her wedding was real. Yours is... well, I don't know what yours is.

Michael

Sex is different for men than it is for women... the need is more immediate, more intense, at least that's what I've read.

Lindsay

Where, in Field and Stream?

Melanie

Just for your information, Lindsay and I fuck like crazy, we pant and drool like a couple of bitches in heat. Our pussies soak the sheets.

Lindsay

And we go at it a lot longer than the 10 minute tumble you guy's call sex.

Melanie

And you don't even wanna know how many times we get off in a night.

Michael

You're right, I don't.

Ted

I took Viagra last night! It's been 18 hours and it won't go down! What am I gonna do?

Emmett

Have you tried soaking it?

Lindsay

How about a cold shower?

Brian

How about scaring it?

Justin

That's hiccups...

Brian

Boo!

Ted

Thank you all for caring.

Melanie

What about something that would absolutely turn you off?

Brian

That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits?

Brian!

Lindsay

I want you to be my husband.

Brian

You already have one.

Lindsay

Promise me you'll behave.

Brian

I won't mention dick if you don't mention pussy.

Brian

What kind of a dyke are you, you can't even handle a power tool!

Lindsay

Oh, go away and play with your son!

Melanie

While you've still got your legs!

Lindsay

I don't understand you.

Brian

Few do.

Melanie

We just need to be honest with her.

Lindsay

Okay. You do it.

Melanie

Me, what about you? You were there, too.

Lindsay

I know but you're much better at rejecting people than I am.

Melanie

Excuse me?

Lindsay

I meant that in the highest form of praise.

Lindsay

So you'd rather be alone than be with the one person who loved you enough to almost put up with all your bullshit.

Brian

I never loved him! And even if I did, I'd never ask him to put my needs above his, or be something he's not to make me happy. Tell him if he's not getting what he wants, then go find it someplace else.

Melanie

I had that dream again!

Lindsay

Mr. Sperm Donor Pageant? Who won this time?

Melanie

Guess.

Lindsay

I can't understand why people would ever want to leave their house.

Emmett

When it's so much safer just to close the door.

Lindsay

But if you close the door, nothing will ever happen, will it?

Emmett

Well, you'll just sit there in your safe little room for the rest of your life... wondering what might have been.

Lindsay

For someone's who's so intent on defending lesbian motherhood, you're not much of an example.

Melanie

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Straight mother's work full-time and have nannies, what difference does it make?

Lindsay

The difference is we have to be a little bit better!

Justin

Margarita Lopez.

Excuse me?

Daphne

Margarita Lopez. Was a transsexual. She was murdered five years ago. Her killers have never been found.

The Pittsburgh PD does it's best to solve every crime; however, there is always the occasional-

Justin

Jefferson Proctor.

Lindsay

Jefferson Proctor. Was a gay African-American. Shot to death half a block from Woody's. Crime unsolved.

Justin

Natasha Ginsberg.

Melanie

Natasha Ginsberg. Age 61. A lesbian out walking her dog. Stabbed to death. Killers still at large.

Justin

Justin Taylor.

Jennifer

Justin Taylor. My beautiful gay son. Attacked at his prom, left for dead, police reported it as a simple assault, instead of a hate crime, which it was. His attacker got off with community service.

Ladies and gentleman, I want to thank these concerned citizens for reminding me of the violence that threatens and sometimes claims the lives of members of this community; however, the vast majority of violence crimes are solved and the criminals apprehended.

I remember that boy. His murder was tragic, someone so young.

Debbie

Then what was his name?

I may not recall his name but I do know-

Justin

Jason Kemp.

Debbie

His name was Jason Kemp. And the reason you don't remember it is because no one on your police force was ever able to find out what it was. But I did! The waitress who found his body in a dumpster behind the diner where I work. Jason Kemp AKA Dumpster Boy! Murder unsolved.